BOOYAH Insane Ralph!

i can’t believe i forgot his fucking freckles i’m the fakest fan out there

spa day! (or something). someone needs to tame that mane!!! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

lord of the flies my fucking goat

Ik it’s obvious but they’re such dicks like they all dog pile on piggy for Fat. and the only nice fucker here is Simon, who’s described as Queer.

these r boys they’re all ragtag and assholes and lwk stupid asf but like they have the potential not be they just choose to be

All this to say, pls stop writing ralph as an angel or a little ball of sweetness or even as smart as piggy he’s just the same as the others, the only difference is that he can control his whims enough to value survival- he’s not all that exceptional

also deciding to make stuff that 12 year old me would have wanted to draw

CAN YOU DRAW JACK WITH ACNE. OR HAVING A GROWTH SPURT. please

i can do both.

this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.

little comic i made… the change must have been drastic.

dominik santorski i want to put you in a hamster bowl and watch you roll around

Headcanon! 🤓 ☝️

the kids’ diets/eating habits/weight/etc is kinda fucked after their eating patterns they developed on the island

I think because Ralph is my favorite character I’m always begging people to understand he’s such a flawed character…

Like obviously he makes fun of Piggy’s asthma, doesn’t ask his name in return, and tells everyone the nickname he explicitly said not tell.

And even more than that when he goes hunting with Jack he gets so excited and into it, bragging that he hit the pig a little bit. He makes fun of Simon to Jack just so he’ll agree with him and they’ll stop arguing (even tho Simon was the only one helping him).

Ralph wants Jack to like him almost as much as he wants to get rescued. Those things are like his number 1 and 2 priorities.

And when those two things start to conflict… he loses it. When Jack leaves he for a moment forgets why he wants to get rescued, no?

Like I won’t be a Jalph truther right now so even platonically with no crush or anything it’s like Ralph is this normal, kinda cool, well-liked, happy go lucky boy at the beginning of the novel and throughout he turns into this yelling, bitter mess because he can’t get Jack to like him.

“I’m going to be all right, aren’t I?”

happy 70 years LORD OF THE FLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!