So Far I Have Learned That Apparently Betty Crocker Was Not A Real Person Like I Thought.

I think I was meant to be born a gamer

but alas, I lack the infrastructure

Does every loosely structured improv comedy web series set in a dystopian sci-fi mega-corporation have, like, a weird thing with feet? Or is it just the two of them?

I think they’re probably thinking of Neil Cicierega??

I

Always tgoughtthat neils ortega was some,,, REAL guy. Is he not? Is he from some show? Have a failed this hard at the internet

HES FROM A BOOK IM READING AND I WANT HIM GONE !!!!!

The Garden of Earthly Delights

Guys

Imagine if Barry Swift were related to Taylor Swift

I think I'm gonna get back into posting here but it's probably going to be a lot of tf2 related stuff, so apologies to everyone who did not follow me for that.

I knew there was some reason the term “neckbeard” rubbed me the wrong way, but I hadn’t thought about it enough to totally make the connection. It’s unfortunate that if I brought this sort of thing up irl, I would likely be mocked/dismissed for “making a big deal out of nothing” or “taking things too seriously”.

"neckbeards" are a common facial hair pattern for people with PCOS and hirsutism and people who go on T and people who have a lot of weight on their face. It is not funny or cool or based to use physical features as a moral attack, and especially not when it's a common feature of intersex people and trans people and fat people and countless other types of people who society already mocks.

Today’s gender doesn’t feel right, but who else can I be?

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops