I Think The Jedi Need To Get More Creative. If I Were A Jedi I Wouldn't Need A Lightsaber. I'd Win Fights

My porn not pretentious enough I need to be opening it with a note about a dubiously ethical psychological experiment from the 70s

hey guys did you forget that mikey's powers come with Summon Fire Beast ability. anyway, snake be upon ye.

Hey I was wondering if I could use your michael drawing as an icon and I will credit of course !! It just speaks to me I love it

Go right ahead!! I'm bad at conveying excitement over text (and in person), but like !!!!!!! I'm really happy that you like my art!!

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If the events in Breaking Bad were determined by the most statistically likely outcome it would be a much shorter and boringer story. Let Jesse beat the odds! He won’t make it out unscathed, but he will make it out.

sorry sorry i prommy im done 😔 my last el camino point before the clock strikes midnight is that i dont care if the "realistic" outcome is jesse dying or being caught or killing himself in the aftermath of Everything. "thats what would actually happen" ok great, well thats not the point and if we want to craft an aftermath narrative where the hope never fades and life continues in the wake of catastrophe, thats not just our right but honestly the point in the end

There's an EU initiative going on right now that essentially boils down to wanting to force videogame publishers with paid games and/or games with paid elements such as DLC, expansions and microtransactions to leave said games in a playable state after they end support, or in simpler terms, make them stop killing games.

A "playable state" would be something like an offline mode for previously always online titles, or the ability for people to host their own servers where reasonably possible just to name some examples.

I don't think I need to tell anyone that having something you paid for being taken from you is bad, which is a thing that routinely happens with live service and other always online games with a notable recent example being The Crew which is now permanently unplayable.

Any EU citizen is eligible to sign the initiative, but only once and if you mess up that's it. You can find it here. (https://citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/details/2024/000007_en)

Even if you're not European or you signed it already, you can share this initiative with anyone who is, even if they don't care about videogames specifically because this needs a million signatures and there is different thresholds that need to be met for each EU country for their votes to even count and could also be a precedent for other similar practices like when Sony removed a bunch of Discovery TV content people paid for.

The Garden of Earthly Delights

*thinking about ghosts* this really heebies my jeebies

Stellar Firma Incorrect Quotes

Trexel: You're right. David 7: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Trexel: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... David 7: You would eat yourself? Trexel: I wouldn’t even question it.

Trexel: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! David 7: Really? Name one law Trexel: Don't kill people? David 7: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Trexel: I'm a reverse necromancer. David 7: Isn't that just killing people? Trexel: Ah, technicality.

Trexel: What is your biggest weakness? David 7: I can be uncooperative. Trexel: Okay, can you give me an example? David 7: No.

David 7: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Trexel: *chugs entire bottle* Trexel: It’s perfume.

David 7: Hartro, my old arch enemy. Trexel: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? David 7: I have a life outside of you, Trexel.

Hey, do any of you people remember that one tf2 comic where soldier is talking to a bunch of wooden cutouts thinking they’re real people? You know how it was supposed to be a joke about how insane Soldier is, unable to differentiate the inanimate from the alive? Am I the only one who lost my mind about the implications of that or am I going just as insane as him.

You can see how lazy I got near the end but I couldn’t be bothered to work on this anymore