Wh What Ya Have There Bill?

Wh what ya have there Bill?

SCP-3999 is literally Bill Cipher

SCP-8311

Object Class: Keter

SCP-8311 cannot be contained at the present moment, and currently poses a ZK Class End-of-reality scenario. The most advisable course of action is for Stanford Pines, believed to be the main focus of SCP-8311, to remove himself from contact with all Foundation sites and personnel to avoid further collateral damage to Foundation property. It is theorized that if Stanford Pines is to contained in protected area, then the destructive capabilities of SCP-8311 will temporarily cease

stop

be contained

preserve some remnants The most advisable course of action is for Stanford Pines, believed to be the main focus of SCP-8311, to build a magical barrier around the Mystery Shack to protect all people from ̶destructive The most advisable course of action is for Stanford Pines, believed to be the main focus of SCP-8311, to trap himself along with his entire family under the magical barrier that is the only possible way of contaiment of SCP-8311. Stanford Pines then to be turned into a golden statue and to be laughed at SCP-8311 is to be contained within a specialized reality anchor chamber constructed of reinforced tungsten carbide and continuously powered by a dedicated fusion reactor. The containment chamber is to be situated within Mystery Shack. Access to SCP-8311 is strictly prohibited except for the Pines family, in which case they should all be forced to jump off a water storage barrel. Access to SCP-8311 is strictly prohibited except for Stanford Pines, a paranormal investigator who came to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to study the huge concentration of supernatural activity in and around the town. Inform all the authorized personnel with Level 4 clearance or higher that Standorf Pines is a nerd. SCP-8311 cannot be contained Stanford Pines is to be contained inside his most horrific nightmares without the possibility of escaping.