Imagine You, A 40 Year Old Father, Getting Triggered By Your 9 Year Old Son Wanting All Pink Soccer Gear.

She oil on my egg till I mayonnaise

This was worth the credit card scam I fell for

are we dragging isaac newton into the horrors now? was the apple that fell on him full of teeth?

Pride month 2 spooky boogaloo

petition for a SECOND pride month in halloween month

rb for yes

like for yes

both for double yes

She just doesn’t know it yet

my wife <3

>:)🔥🔥🔥🔥

that's my rant for the day have a stupid gartic phone animation <3

Who wants to get married at tit

terrible influence tour idea. leading up to the tour beginning there's a lot of wedding related hints being dropped. the phandom thinks it's a hard launch. but instead dan and phil become ordained ministers and at every show two people in the audience get married whether they want to or not. phan ships back

my first digital art on new laptop :3

(MsPaint, 2024 colorized)

featuring Dip "the Yapper" and Pip " the Listener"

A lil Javier doodle I doodled at work and now keep in my wallet, I plan to make a lil Arthur to match 🥰