I hate when Sirius Black is not the most attractive man in the room. I'm sorry Remus, who? James, who? Regulus, who? Barty, who? Get out of here. It's Sirius of Troy, girl.
It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like
fuck 4chan
fuck twitter
fuck reddit
fuck tumblr
and fuck you
welcome to my blog im annoying
The world sucks a lot but not everyone in it does - Lauren Beukes (writer of Bridge and The Shining Girls) and Jeannette Ng (writer of Under the Pendulum Sun and from the iconic Hugo acceptance speech in 2019) have a silent auction going to raise money for Trans rights in the UK and South Aftrica
There's loads of very cool stuff - special editions of books, limited edition dice, custom made crafts, jewellery and poems, and meetings with authors
And if you want to support their fundraising but don't have the money they are also accepting donations - some have donated drafts they've made, spun their own yarn, are offering to write custom poems and stories
Remus:Get that disgusting thing away from me!
Sirius:I thought you like chocolate
Remus:That ugly white thing is not chocolate
Sirius:It's called white CHOCOLATE
Remus:They also called you straight and here we are.
i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic
marlene and sirius on a date, both in the closet:
marlene: *silence*
sirius: *more silence*
marlene: *even more silence*
marlene: I'm a lesbian
sirius: oh thank God, im gay
marlene: friends?
sirius: friends.
Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
Lily introduced Sirius to the amazing muggle contraption that is the magic 8 ball.
Sirius consulted it for every minor decision he made for the rest of the week and also freaked out when he asked it if Remus loves him and it said the chances were high.