I’ve been working on the second chapter since I posted yesterday. I expect applause and hatred.
Here’s my shot at advertising an absolutely terrible fanfic with absolutely terrible publicity. Thoughts and prayers and what not 🙏
"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.
"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.
"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.
don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.
Based on my bomb ass survival skills I told myself I’d never return to the trench that is tumblr. But obviously I am in this trench, cause I’m typing this up. Two years of using it and I’m still crawling back to this website like a needy ex.
tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all
headcanon that all rosiers are creepy and weird. pandoras a seer, evan’s an extreme empath. they make jewelry out of animal bones. they talk to themselves for hours. dora disappears to the woods every couple weeks and is missing for hours, only to return with a wild look in her eyes. evan paints the most disturbing, eerie shit anyone’s ever seen. pandora sleep walks, evan talks in his sleep. they probably made friendship bracelets out of hair. their first friends at hogwarts were the ghosts. they’re just a lil bit crazy okay
This has dropped off the "popular petitions" front page of the government petitions website, and we're still a ways off the 100k goal for it to be debated in parliament -
It's still ticking away upwards, and it does cheer me up to see there's not a single constituency without a signature - but please share, and UK people please sign!
Sirius cried in science class when the nature documentary showed the family of birds leaving unhatched eggs because they couldn’t stay where the predators were.
Two minutes after they left one hatched and tried to run after them.
Because if one of them just turned around, or if the chick didn’t give up trying to reach the others, everything would be okay.
Harry & padfoot <3
I pickled the blorbos. They get separate jars bc I'm evil like that
it's fingers in his wound wednesday