"I love morally grey characters!" They say, draining all the grey out of the character.
"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw
rip sirius black i think you would’ve liked making slime tutorials with mary
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Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :
shaking women by their shoulders with all my strength, screaming YOU DONT NEED TO GET PERMISSION TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE!!!!
scattered 'cross my family line
i'm so good at telling lies, that came from my mother's side. told a million to survive
Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)
jegulus telling sirius they are dating on april fools day and he laughed because haha nice joke prongs and then the next day they are still holding hands and kissing
Sirius: I want to be able to just teleport to wherever I want to go
Remus: We do have spells for that, you realize
Sirius: Yeah, but that's too much work. I just want to instantly go to exactly where I want to be without having to do anything
Remus: You literally just have to take your wand out-
Sirius: Too much work.
tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all