I wonder if anyone would be willing to house me if I egged the Supreme Court? Important question, transphobes always get salmonella egged.
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
This has dropped off the "popular petitions" front page of the government petitions website, and we're still a ways off the 100k goal for it to be debated in parliament -
It's still ticking away upwards, and it does cheer me up to see there's not a single constituency without a signature - but please share, and UK people please sign!
Fucking BALLER, look at this @n0r
Lol, good stuff.
TCOPTP CHAPTER 100
PLEASE THIS FIC IS SO GOOD I CANTTTTTT
Ty @motswolo for writing this masterpiece ❤️
marlene and sirius on a date, both in the closet:
marlene: *silence*
sirius: *more silence*
marlene: *even more silence*
marlene: I'm a lesbian
sirius: oh thank God, im gay
marlene: friends?
sirius: friends.
hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot
theres no such thing as tmi to me. i want to live in your ribcage.
When James and Lily go on their first date, Lily doesn't quite understand why James is absolutely livid that a stray dog is following them around Hogsmeade.