Honestly How Do People Live Without Dogs

This is too sweet, see how Sam is just sitting there looking at Tom during the entire intro

stop admiring other peoples bodies and make them admire yours

reblog if you need to lose 40 pounds (18kg) or more

*•°•* unconventional self care motivation *•°•*

Reasons to stay alive:

- you could meet god and that bastard does not deserve to be graced by your presence 😤

-spite god

-outlive your enemies

-if life wants you dead that badly it will do it itself, don't help it

- your existence annoys someone that you hate and that's powerful

- disappoint your parents (if you have them and want to that is)

Reasons to brush your teeth:

- clean mouth knives hehe

- if they fall out you won't be able to bite homophobes anymore

- future archeologists/paleontologists will compliment how well preserved you are

- be the only person in the nursing home w/o dentures and feel superior for it

- so you can eat (See reasons to eat)

Take your vitamins:

-so that you have strength to run from the police

- so that you don't lose your eyesight (if you have it) and you can watch the downfall of your enemies

- don't get scurvy *cue sea shanties*

Stay hydrated:

- to ensure that you always have to piss 😳 this may seem like a bad thing but... you never know when it could come in handy (the graves of your enemies looking a little dry perhaps?)

- your body is basically a giant water slide. And everyone knows water slides w/o water suck

- this is more of a tip than a reason but tea is equally as hydrating as water and has antioxidants and small amounts of vitamins so technically you can live off of it (like i do lol) if you don't like how water tastes 😌

- if you're dehydrated you won't have as much blood :((

Reasons to eat:

- not everyone can, think about moths. Moths can't eat so enjoy food for the moths that can't

- also gives you strength to run from police

- strength to beat up abusive parents (doesn't have to be your parents)

- chewing regularly makes your jawline sharper and your jaw stronger, also good for biting

Reasons to get enough sleep:

- being unconscious. its not being awake which is pretty great imo

- dream about whatever tf you want with no consequences

- your stuffed animals don't get to come to life until you sleep

Reasons to shower:

- the police dogs will have a harder time following your scent

- wash off dead skin- now the only skin you have is alive

- idk about ya'll but I come up with some of my best comedic material while dissociating in the showers

-cmon bubbles and splashing are still fun no matter how old you are don't lie to yourself

Reasons to go outside:

- don't let the sun forget your face >:( make your threats known to him

- alternatively look at the moon 🥺 need I say more

- you could see someone walking their dog and get to pet it or maybe a stray cat will be friendly and you can pet it 👉👈

- ....vandalize

- find pretty rocks, take then home with you or put them in your pockets for throwing at police cars later

- climb trees, maybe you will scrape your knee maybe you will find something cool like a birds nest or a cocoon

Anyways this was all I could think of right now! Take care of yourselves and feel free to add on to this with your own motivations

Having an eating disorder is far too goddamn fucking annoying. I'm either torn between starving myself until it hurts or eating because I know I'll just fail at starving.

when suddenly the door opens in the ancient temple that you and your 68 year old uncle broke into and you find out he had already been trying for 65 years when he realised you are the key because youre now 14 years old and your middle name is Kile which by the way is not even Key or Kilo but is somehow still good enough to unlock the kilo door (KILO DOOR) and so he lured you into the temple to then get you to go down 100 miles to the kilo door (KILO DOOR) using the rope you got as a present from your mom which coincidentally is exactly 100 miles long while this whole time your uncle has been pretending to forget about all the booby traps even though he'd been in there every single day since he was 3 which he did admit to but yes OH MY GOD what a shock

Cuddly Tom

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