Aphrodite Cabin Playing Dress To Impress Because I Think They'd Love It Aka The Real Reason Chb Isn't

the great piercing battle of 200X. michael fought well, he fought hard, and he won. but with what concequence...

Thank you to @ottpop for the inspiration and @mediumgayitalian for the lovely story!

Alex: ....

Alex: Magnus?

Magnus: Huh?

Alex: Where's the closest deep freezer?

Magnus: ...

Magnus: ...why...?

Alex, grinning maniacally as she/he skips down the hallway: We have a theory to test!

so someone asked me “at what temperature does genderfluid become gendersolid” and that got me thinking

Assuming they were referring to GeNdEr (germanium neodymium erbium) as gender it is technically possible to calculate the temperature needed to become gender solid

Because GeNdEr is a chemical that had not been tested for its freezing point, we are just going to use the number 1162.73333333333 C which is the average of all three freezing points for Ge, Nd, and Er

The ancient egyptians said the soul was composed of the life force, the personality, the identity, and the true name. Im going with Identity (akh) for this so the amount of GeNdEr present would be 10.5 kg (the average amount of water in an adult human x 0.25)

With a weight of 10.5 kg of GeNdEr we know that there is 0.02733371 mols present, which then dividing by 42 gives us 0.0006508

Multiplying this value by the freezing point of GeNdEr at that quantity we get 0.7567099 C as our freezing point depression

In conclusion, a gender fluid person would need to have their internals cooled to -0.7567099 C in order to become gender solid (keep in mind a person dies at 35 C and the average body temperature is 37 C)

PS I know im probably wrong about alot of this but its just a silly lil thing :3

i feel like we’re all little koi fish in the tumblr pond waiting for boops to be dropped in the water and when they are we all rise to the surface frantically

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

asgshsggsgshsgs I just discovered what a boop is :D

Mina: I don't think it's ok that you like boys

Kit: Why not? Is perfectly fine boys to like boys

Mina: How can anyone like boys?

Kit: From homophobic to homosexual, you're slaying queen

arghhhhhhhhh the cuteness yesss

I'm so weak for Jake and Michael's height difference.

Like, Michael hardly reaches Jake's shoulders fhdgf

Jake just loves picking him up and cuddling him like a living teddy bear.

He loves sitting down on a bed/cot or chair so Michael can kiss him no problem.

Or when they're cuddling he'll lay his head where Michael can run his hands through his hair.

Michael has Jake wrapped pretty much fdgdg the boy has it bad. Michael can very easily just drag him by the arm and Jake doesn't say a thing.

Michael is still pretty strong, so he very much doesn't have an issue pulling Jake around. Especially when Jake is in the infirmary (again).

Just, love size difference fjdgf

I control the narrative, I whisper to myself like a lunatic while the characters in the story I'm writing are not following my orders.

Still thinking about Luke trying to get Lee back, while Kronos absolutely despises him.

The drakon cabin 7 fought off in BotL? Kronos sent him here hoping he would kill Lee. Instead, the dragon returned with arrows stuck in it in shape of "F U". Luke is in love and wants his husband back. Kronos wants this twink obliterated.

And don't get me started on Luke seeking him out. He constantly sends him gifts and letters, calls him when Lee's outside of camp, and he pops out next to him when Lee's out grocery shopping. Lee is this 👌 close to strangling him. The only thing stopping him is his cousins playing around the corner.