MALEC: STYLE

Lee: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

Travis:It's this cause Luke called you crying again?

Lee: He's upset he lost custody of Chris. Gods, Iris needs to add a block feature.

Michael: I still think killing him's easier, but hey, he's your ex.

I think it's funny to imagine that despite how obviously in love Jake and Michael seem to their siblings. No one else in the camp clues in that they're secretly dating.

At most they think it's a one sided crush on Jake's end.

Michael just does most of his simping internally , he can keep a straight face why mentally he's freaking out over Jake using him as an arm rest cause he's close.

Pretty much just-

When they do find out the two are dating they're shocked.

"Why you chose Michael of all people??"

"Cause he's smart,funny,kind, and can kick my ass. What more do you need?

"Kind???"

"Why Jake?"

"He's smart,adaptable,amusing, and can tolerate me."

"He's a walking disaster."

"Yeah. But he's my walking disaster."

coming across a post from a mutual who hasn't opted in yet

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

Duck Heaven omg

one of the seven wonders of the demigod world

sat on my school bus rn and I've just had possibly the cutest but most depressing idea ever

what if Lee used to have a habit of collecting ducks?

like, plastic, glass, metal, whatever, just yellow ducks

hats, spots, stripes, accessories, this man has a whole army

and he made a habit of hiding them around cabin seven and the infirmary and when any of his siblings were sad or needed distracting he'd send them to find a specific duck and they'd be searching for the next hour for a fucking yellow and pink polka-dot duck with a tiara

and when he dies, everyone completely forgets about this until Will rummages through a drawer in the infirmary one day and BOOM

cowboy duck✨

and suddenly everyone's finding ducks everywhere, in shoes and drawers and the archery range storage cabinet and that one part of the strawberry fields where Lee and Castor used to hang out and whenever someone missed him they'd all go on a hunt for a duck until they had over a hundred of the fucking things

but still, even years later, after the TOA, Jerry finds a duck with a grapevine hat and a guitar, and Will, Kayla and Austin burst into giggles while he looks at them in confusion

'what? why are you laughing?'

'nothing. nothing at all.'

:D

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jake Mason/Michael Yew, Apollo Cabin & Michael Yew, Lee Fletcher & Michael Yew, Michael Yew & Original Character(s) Characters: Michael Yew, Jake Mason, Luke Castellan, Lee Fletcher, Original Demigod Character(s) (Percy Jackson) Additional Tags: tags will be updated as we go, Minor Violence, Minor Injuries, Non-Graphic Violence, Demigods, Camp Half-Blood (Percy Jackson), Pre-Canon, Canon Compliant, Canon-Typical Violence, gonna be a long ride folks, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, Touched-Starved Main Character Series: Part 1 of ~ camp half blood before depression ~ Summary:

A fun little (BIG) fic about the life of my fav short archer Michael, with many ups and downs and all the normal angst and fluff that I normally throw in

aka, Michael's life from the age of 9 to when he's.... 23? (I haven't got there yet so don't hold me to it lol)

Very unfinished, updates will start fairly scheduled, but I will probably have a massive writers block and make updates sporadic at some point, so be warned!

I love my girl, but she scares the shit out of me on a daily basis like girl-

please-

just sleep 🙏🏻

when the best friend says something super horrific at 1am and you have the immediate urge to drive an hour to her house to go hug her:

comet is this michael’s fucking hoodie did you hurt us this way

-mediumgayitalian

I have no idea what these are from but I thought y'all would appreciate some pure pjo crack