Masonyew

Introducing ✨ the men of TWP ✨

Kit Herondale:

- Eats processed sugar as a form of rebellion

- Spent his first appearance wishing he had more clothes then proceeded to wear the same jacket for the next three years

Ty Blackthorn:

- Asked someone what they were doing in their own fucking house after breaking in

- Gave a microscope as a gift to someone they hadn't seen in like half a decade

Ash Morgenstern:

- Responded to "You're mine" with a smile and "Who else's?"

- Met someone in a dream, kept a drawing of them in his pocket for years, and got upset when they didn't remember him

Anush Joshi:

- Does anyone remember he exists? Does CASSIE remember he exists?? Anyway, MVP of the whole gang

- Just Does Not Question the shit his best friend does. What a king

Jaime Rosales:

- His best friend was engaged to his brother and instead of talking to her about it he hid in the room of a thirteen-year-old

- Convenient plot device. What a life he lives

joining! <333

M - Mockingbird by Eminem

E - Eastside by Benny Blanco

L - Let me down slowly by Alex Benjamin

Z - Zero by Imagine Dragons

only 4 letters! simple :D

npt- @bowsinhair @fel1ra @the1astolympian @owls-can-read and anyone else! <333

URL Song Game (with a twist)

Write down your url only using songs from your Top Songs of 2024 playlist and tag as many people as the letters in your url!

Thank you @ultravioletbrit for tagging me!

P - People Watching by Conan Gray

S - Stick Season - Noah Kahan

Y - (I don't have one. But here's a song with a y in it.) I Love You, I'm Sorry by Gracie Abrams

C - Ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine

H - Hate to be lame by Lizzy McAlpine, FINNEAS

O - Overwhelmed (Ryan Mack Remix) by Ryan Mack

T - Take Me to Church by Hozier

I - I wanna be your girlfriend by girl in red

C - Chemtrails Over The Country Club by Lana Del Ray

A - Astronomy by Conan Gray

L - Logical by Olivia Rodrigo

L - Little Bit Better by Caleb Hearn, ROSIE

Y - IDK You Yet by Alexander 23 (It has 2 y's in it and that's the best I can do here.)

K - Burn by David Kushner (I'm trying here.)

I - I Know It Won't Work by Gracie Abrams

N - Northern Attitude by Noah Kahan

D - Devil Doesn't Bargain by Alex Benjamin

NP Tags: @my-castles-crumbling @poppy-petals17 @siriusly-insane @thebl4ckstar @noblehouseofgay @anxiousthoughts365 @fics-arcs-version @marauders-bs @coyotelip @theres-a-starman @moonyswarmsweaters @the-river-nyx @jamespottersversion @outromoony @uhhlifeig @until-the-house-shakes @lulublack90

fuck that "fell first/fell harder" thing. they both fell flat on their faces because their shoes were untied

I have a feeling that your Michael Yew would LOVE Nico. Not sure why, but i just think about it a bit too often

how they met

i think

SoLaNgElO

Person A: "Hey~"

Person B: "Please don't try to flirt with me while your organs are falling out of you."

ash and kit distracting the seelie queen while dru, thais, and ty go to find jaime:

credit: @/jadenbarba on tiktok

this might become a weekly thing, just warning you

(and let's be honest, it's probably all gonna be masonyew <3 )

this week's word is...

Find the word in any WIP and share the sentence containing it. Reply, reblog, stick it in the tags, tag us in a new post, or keep it private. All fandoms, all ships, all writers welcome.

Which Lord of the Rings characters say fuck:

Aragorn: definitely says fuck, and has to catch himself and tone it down when he becomes king

Boromir: yes. "They have a fucking cave troll."

None of the hobbits do; at least, not at first. Pippin picks up swears from Boromir, and Sam will swear under duress

Gimli: swears all the time, but mainly in Khuzdul. He definitely tries to teach Khuzdul swears to Legolas

Legolas: swears very rarely, and usually in Sindarin, which sounds so pretty that it goes unnoticed. Gimli often tries to goad him into swearing

Gandalf: knows all the swears, but doesn't say them

Galadriel: used to swear when she was younger, but that was thousands of years ago, and she no longer does.

Eowyn: swears constantly. every other word.

Faramir: swore once, and still regrets it.

Gollum: doesn't know any swears, but would say them if he did.

@fadedkat

Can’t stop picturing Lester doing CPR while yelling-singing Stayin’ Alive

Not in an angsty way, just in a stupid funny way

Like he’s just sitting there doing this while the Arrow of Dodona is in his ears going “THOU HAST MISTIMED THE BEAT OF THY SONG! SHALL I AWAKEN THE SPOTIFY FOR THEE?”

Meg’s just in the background dancing, then Lester’s voice cracks and she falls over laughing

Kayla walks in dragging Will with her

Will takes one look and goes “Dad, he literally doesn’t need CPR, you’re just gonna break his ribs for no reason”

He stops.

They never speak of it again.

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆