I'm Lazy Boy

I was kinda with it until I found out the person complaining about the correlation was an anti and I realized that

oh no, oh dear god no. They think that shit is real. They think stalkers are limited to shy cute people who respect boundires. They don't realize stalkers can be bad people. Oh no, they think stalkers are just shy people with a crush. Oh God, when they think stalkers they think someone who peeks at their crush behind a corner with a love letter only to quickly run away red faced when their victim looks over at them. Oh God, they played Yandere Simulator and said 'This is realistic besides the killing and kidnapping part.' oh God, they think Fiction is realistic.

I....I have absolutely no words. Like I can't even process this shit. I am fucking so god damn baffled. Like is this just antis being hypocrites? Something I've noticed is that in fictional settings, a character being completely iredeemable and ignoring someone's consent is completely okay...unless sex is involved. The second a character is a pedophile or rapist, then anyone who likes said character is completely disgusting and fucked up and gross. But a character is a stalker? Well that's fine because "90% of stalkers are uwu shy baby boys that need protection".

God, I saw that Furry = Pro ship argument once and it genuinely made me wanna pull my hair out.

'I mean, why would you WANT to sexualize something that has a dog head?'

Cuz it has a human enough body.

'But it has a dog head.'

But a human enough body.

'But-'

Fuck off. Human enough.

Like, at this rate we're gonna start criticizing sexualizing ANY type of character. Oh wait.

As someone who has been an ex-anti for a few years, watching antis from afar now is a little comical.

Is toxic yaoi/yuri romanticizing and sexualizing abusizing? Is Micah Bell x Arthur Morgan toxic fetishization? Are furries profic? Is Neon Genesis Evangelion proship content? Is Zuko x Katara problematic?

Idk man what are your thoughts on strawberry banana yogurt

I am like, 89% sure that Dana Terrence said 'Death to the Author' so people could have fun in the fandom regardless what she says irl

Aka

I think Dana Terrence is encouraging Proshipers

I am gonna be so fr fr, idk was Radqueer is. I like posts that sometimes have the hashtag in them and then I like posts that have anti Radqueer and I'm watching as I'm getting flooded with posts about both while having zero clue what anyone is talking about.

I am mildly afraid to ask.

Can I just compliment how beautifully you worded this? It reads like a poem

You know what I've realized? Antis are pulling the same schtick conservatives will pull when they see a gay person on TV!

'If you watched this gay person on screen, you might become gay!'

"If you shipped these Brothers , you might normalize it and fuck your brother!"

Ur gay

Oh God it's my demons

That fits him so well, oh my gosh I love this.

Self Ship Reblog Game

To celebrate the new year (and because I can't stop playing this game lately)

Reblog with one of your F/Os and I'll assign them a Pal from Palworld!

Example: Manfred gets a Helzephyr Lux!

Here's my first ever Crack/Crossover ship. It's Raggedy Andy from Raggedy Anne and Raggedy Andy and Huxley from Don't Toy With Me.

Why? I don't know. They're both dolls of some sort. And they just seems sweet. Fanart coming whenever I feels like it.

I have seen your requests! Fear not askers of doodles! For I will toil away, chipping at drawing your requests no matter how long it takes my hand. Speed I shall, efficiency is must, but above all, I wish to create a piece you adore.

Or in actual words, I'm gonna draw everything as quickly and greatly as I can and I hope you'll like your doodle when I get to you :3

There is a deep rooted part of me that wishes to make an 'Anti' tumblr blog, where I do what I do here but anti style, gain a bunch of followers and stuff, then make a final post saying 'Sorry guys, i am a proshipper now. This space makes me miserable." And end it on that.

I probably won't because i actually WILL be miserable.