Literally Nothing Can Ever Top This

every year we have to say it

Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language

and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)

but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first

Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke

and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people

and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

randomhector:

I think my sink is clogged

get out.

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

Ah yes, I knew 7 Spanish.

funny text posts arent my

Writing Systems of the World [2714x1256]

I think we all should appreciate Danish cities and places’ literal translation into English