New Favourite Joke:

New favourite joke:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

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7 years ago

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petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr 

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11 years ago
I Wanted To Reply To A Friend’s Post But I Didn’t Have The Right Word For ‘really Formal And Proper
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I wanted to reply to a friend’s post but I didn’t have the right word for ‘really formal and proper language’ so I looked it up and this is what I got…

So, apparently, if you don’t want to seem like a stupid teenager online use mostly utter waffle

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6 years ago
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11 years ago

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

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5 years ago
Every Year We Have To Say It
Every Year We Have To Say It

every year we have to say it

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5 years ago
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JAPAN DID THE THING

JAPAN DID THE THING

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Fickled Ghoti

fickled ghoti [pʰɪkəld fɪʃ] n : A blog made up primarily of linguistic play.

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