Presenting Potentially Butchered Dutch

What was that supposed to mean in Dutch? O-O If you want some help translating something I'm willing to help. But seriously, what was it supposed to be?

You know Dutch?

I was trying to say that on Thursday afternoon the thought of blankets wore a seasoning. Made the sentence more for the sound than for any logical meaning.

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

It's always a trip checking Mark's Tumblr before Youtube. Like, what does a water demon want with Wade's house? Are the tacos for Wade or the demon? Are they sentient demon-slaying tacos, or do water demons have some extreme fear or fondness for tacos that trump their attachment to Wade &/or his house? Do the tacos and the demon even exist? Gonna find out later today. But until then I have no freaking clue. Anything goes in Mark's videos.

All these low effort memes keep spilling out.....

LIKE WÖTER

laptopped:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

y is a vowel???

Four and Twenty Black Birds

If there are twenty four blackbirds in a pie, are the black birds blackbirds? Or are they ravens? Or starlings? Grackles? Crows? Coots? Cormorants?

Furthermore, would that be a flock, a mob, a murder, a cover, a constable, a conspiracy, a dissimulation, a murmuration, or an unkindness of black birds in the pie?

If it's a murder, I fear for the king. They ate the maid's nose, after all.

I wanted to reply to a friend’s post but I didn’t have the right word for ‘really formal and proper language’ so I looked it up and this is what I got…

So, apparently, if you don’t want to seem like a stupid teenager online use mostly utter waffle

the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.

however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation

一

A horizontal line means 1.

Easy enough.