If I Were A Beautiful Woman And Two Men Were In Love With Me I Would Manipulate Them Into Doing Gay Shit

reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows

If you're struggling to write sex, write food. if you're struggling to write food, write gore. if you're struggling to write gore, write sex. They're all variations on the same themes.

Rashida Tlaib has set up a petition to send to the White House to recognize and stop the ethnic cleansing and forced displacement happening in Gaza. If you’re a US citizen please sign. I have no illusions that this will change policy, but the public outcry against their actions must continue. We will not be distracted or discouraged from continuing to object to these humans rights violations.

this is like me and my gf, saying bye to our third wheel

8x20 islands: the invitation

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

If it makes any of you feel better, Donald Trump will have an uphill battle to change the constitution. He will need:

-2/3 of Senators (60)

-2/3 of the House of Representatives (290)

-3/4 of the states (38)

In 2026, 33 senate seats will be up for grabs, and we’ll be able to vote for people who are against Trump and his ideals.

Breathe and remain hopeful because it’s not over. We can still fight and make Trump’s last four years hell.

The holidays can be tough. Here are some ways to take care of yourself.

If you're in crisis, that's ok! The 988 Lifeline and Trevor Project are here to help.

If you're not in crisis but still need some help, that's ok too, look for Finch in your mobile device's app store.

Ask him to pay rent if he says no eat him

there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?

Random little observation on Welcome Home (I'm addicted I keep checking and re-checking the website WIDEFUJENADSJIFFU)

basically the usual, but all of the cookies are looking forwards (ish) but Wally (even in cookie form) is still looking at us

ALSO LMAO LOOK AT HIS HAIR WJEIDFSNHOREUU IT LOOKS SO SILLY IM DYING