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Ok so like somehow I have like 34 followers but like ALL OF THEM ARE TOTALLY CORN BOTS AND I AM DYING LIKE- WHY CANT REAL PPL FOLLOW ME T-T
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
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what is moral orel (have never heard of it in my life LMAO)
I AM HERE TO HELP !! okay so basically this kid (Orel Puppington) lives in this Puritan/Super religious town. he’s always trying to be a good Christian and follow the Bible to the letter, but he ends up interpreting things in really messed up ways. every episode, he tries to do something good, but it backfires horribly and things get really dark (episode 1 is a rlly good example uh). the entire thing is a satirical commentary on how religion & the hypocrisy of it can affect people. the animation style makes it seem all cutesy but its really dark and gut wrenching. Orel is just a really gullible kid tbh. !!SPOILERS!!
for instance, his dad (Clay Puppington) is really abusive n stuff, and he teaches orel to not waste his money. this spirals into orel trying to help a poor person who ends up being a drug dealer and getting addicted to crack. also his mom (Bloberta Puppington) and dad don't love each other and its really sad watching them "try" to get a long.
I'm poor and dont like soup :(
I bet you work at the anti-soup kitchen, which steals soups from the poor.
My oc is ace can she get a hug
UR oc gets a smooch and UR oc gets a smooch and UR oc gets a smooch….
I have this headcanon that I really plan to turn into a fic but I felt like sharing it until then. So one day a woman Will had slept with two years ago knocks at his door and she basically puts a baby into his arms and tells him that from now on it's his responsibility and then she is gone. Will of course has no idea he had a daughter and he is freaking out so the smartest thing is to call Hannibal.
Fast forward, Will is a great dad and he loves being a dad and Hannibal is very helpful and he is also a great "dad" and he is usually the one to babysit her so he plays a huge part in this child's life. Will bonds with her over catching bugs and fishing and Hannibal teaches her to play the piano.
And Will (he didn't have any beef with Alana in this hc) wants to involve Alana as well cause she is his friend that he crushes on (not as much as he crushes on Hannibal tho but he is just stupidly oblivious). But for some reason his daughter doesn't love spending time with Alana as much as she loves spending time with Hannibal.
By the time she is six she is calling both of them "dad". Did Will object to her calling Hannibal that? No. Did Hannibal? Absolutely not.
Alana is a lot into Will cause he seems more stable since he got this child in his life so she is thinking that he could handle a relationship. Will is confused cause he is not sure if he is still into her as much as he once was but he is not rejecting her attempts either. He is trying to hide it from his daughter since it's not something official but you know how kids are. They know what's going on. Especially this child who is particularly smart.
"I hate Alana." Is what she says to Hannibal one afternoon when he is babysitting her.
"And why is that?"
"Cause she is stealing dad from you!"
Hannibal was unaware of this situationship as well so he is kinda "maybe the kid got it all wrong but at the same time kids are so honest" so he says
"No one is stealing your dad from me. I promise."
I will only share up until this point haha if you made it this far, congrats!
Daredevil fanart🚿🚿