Everyone Apart Of The Gaster Club Has Unrelenting Hatred For One Another

Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

i made this exactly one year ago and i still think the idea for it is good

it can happen to you every moment PSA please dont rotate 2d creatures

(genocide route spoilers for Undertale)

metttaton animatic i'm insane about. criminally underrated. if you're interested go watch and support the creator plz

This is based off a dream I had…

What are your opinion on the human leader who lead the war on monsters? You lead an attack them out of nowhere instead talking it out and you keep cutting them down when they really even damage you while this war goes on for a long time only to spare them when they surrender after their people is almost extinct and you seal them in this tiny cave.

i think you should really, REALLY read my friend's fics about their take on the character, because i've never been able to see them as anything else ever since expriencing them

blunt force feminization

first / previous / here

all eggman robots come with a built-in monologue chip

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

OK so I reblogged this before but I *cannot* find this song anywhere. YouTube? Nope.

Lyric Guesser Sites? Nada.

Google? Nope.

A shame bc I think the songs kinda firem

We know that all good people need to slug it out.

I wanted to make a full animatic or smth to this song but I think I lost the plot so I just made these instead.