CTubbo Would Have One Of Those TikTok Accounts Dedicated To Showing What He Packs Michael_B For Lunch

s1-2 mike wheeler? My child, absolute baby, if you hurt him I will hnt you down.

s3? Puberty is a bitch, stop snogging, grow eyes, what happened to my baby boy.

s4? WHO ARE YOU

sometimes i forget that not everyone has been around for the dsmp as long as i have.

like i Vividly remember watching the stream of wilbur gathering tommy and tubbo to start a drug empire. i will never forget wilbur letting fundy join the crew on the condition that he yells “Fuck 12” in sapnap’s face (as sapnap had taken it upon himself to be the server police).

people talk about how niki or jack were at the revolution and i’m like *lights cigarette* “nah, those wippersnappers didn’t show up ‘til after our independence. niki’s citizenship was discussed as the walls were being constructed but she didn’t actually join until after the dust had settled and the war was done. they were fine citizens,” *chokes on smoke* “but they weren’t there for the fightin’,”

or someone will say that c!wilbur was a terrible president and i’m like

*slams caprisun* “aye, soot was a right bastard sometimes but he was our bastard. cowardly and brave that one, tongue like a silver viper. he wasn’t perfect but he got us our camarvan, our freedom, our walls. sapnap used to bust down the camarvan doors before we built up ‘em black and yellow beauties.” *obnoxious straw sipping noise as the caprisun is clearly empty but i’m stubborn* “the smp was a blazing furnace, but president soot made somewhere we could rest in the walls’ shade,”

c!crimeboys and growing up

I’m still just like

there are literal castles on the dream smp, there are extravagant cities all over the server (made of gold and glamour and overlooked by a god in more ways than one, a city of lights meant to dazzle and charm until those found in it have been bled dry, a beautiful city that sits hollow on the inside), there’s a Mansion bought by the richest person on the server that sits empty.

and the person that phil thinks needs to learn a lesson about not being materialistic is the boy whose lived in a literal dirt hut for well over a year (except for when he was living in a tent on a beach alone for months, of course) who watched his home get destroyed three times, gave up the things that phil thinks he’s too attached to for other people three times, and Got Shot And Died for the sake of his friends.

Okay Peepaw, Okay.

I have a headcanon that when Michael grows up, he becomes a history nerd and is always asking others about wars and other things.

Imagine him asking Eret about Lmanberg, and being very grumpy with him for a day after learning about the betrayal.

And he really wants to ask Tommy, but Tubbo's warned him to not go around opening old scars.

And imagine him asking Techno about Pogtopia, imagine Techno not really wanting to, but taking one look at Michael's big eye and giving in.

Imagine that journal filling with stories of the past, imagine Tommy leaving bits and pieces of the more peaceful parts, imagine Tubbo doodling the lmanberg flag in the corner. Imagine Michael with this book filled with memories, some painful, some good. But memories nevertheless.

The best part about Tubbo lying about being pregnant to come to Pogtopia and then, after getting caught talking to Tommy, lying that Tommy is his gynecologist is the fact that Manberg cabinet was concerned about this not because Tubbo’s “gynecologist” is an enemy of state and it’s strange that Tubbo associates with him, but because Tommy in their opinion is a shitty gynecologist and would harm Tubbo’s “baby”.

You guys are so silly sometimes really appreciate you

Tbch we do NOT talk enough about Michael_B being a little piggy and going oink and snort and having a curly little tail. Let's discuss

i dont fucking care if you have mcyt stans in your dni you do Not disrespect technoblade or say anything shitty to anyone upset over his passing