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the urge to write has once again struck in the middle of the night. will I do the responsible thing and go to bed? will I prioritise my health and make sure that I get some much needed rest? will I? will I? will I?

What would it be like if Star Wars characters played DnD?

it would go about as well as you'd expect

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patton!!

The constant battle between the urge to write and the need to be functional the next day

Just wrote 355 words. Very proud of myself.

Just… could these little bursts of creativity come before 4am next time?

owod

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I like all of this but "Hondo is himself" is perfection

Barriss needs to be trapped in a nice fairytale world for a while. We can Wizard of Oz isakai her there.

Luminara is the witch.

Kit Fisto is the prince [Duh.]

Anakin and Obi-Wan are the Princesses royal guards.

Ahsoka and Padme are said princesses.

Plo Koon is that one really nice wizard.

Yoda sells potion ingredients.

Ventress is the weird swamp witch that doesn't actually hurt anyone

Hondo is himself

Shaak Ti is the good witch.

Cad Bane is the huntsman.

Palpatine turns Barriss into a swan [He's actually chill in this AU. He turns her because he feels like it's the best thing for whatever the hell this is]

Savage, Maul, and Feral accompany Barriss a LOT.

Tarkin is the King [fight me]

Meanwhile, Barriss IRL is essentially in a coma. Kit comes to visit her as often as he can because the war is over. Yoda also starts coming when he realizes that Luminara isn't coming for her Palawan.

When she wakes up from her coma, she sees Anakin, Kit, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, Aayla, fucking TARKIN is there. Barriss doesn't even look for her master before kissing Kit and hugging Ahsoka.

so prettyyyyyyyyy

Dolores

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know