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Time travel au where all the Jedi wake up in Attack of the Clones after dying. The ones that died sooner just walk it off like it’s a weird dream. Everyone who died in order 66 is confused but maybe it’s a vision? Most of the inquisitors either panic or run to the nearest mind healer and burst into tears or trauma dump. Caleb Dume/Kanan is absolutely convinced he’s dead and this is the after life and no one can convince him otherwise. Obi-wan Kenobi sees smol Anakin and goes ‘shit just keeps happening huh’.

Ashoka Tano is disturbingly wise and knowledgeable for a youngling. Cal Kestis jumps up from class, yells “not today satan” stabs his crechemaster and jumps out the window (he thinks he got caught by the empire and drugged or something), he steals a ship and makes it all the way to Bogano and picks up BD-1 before Cordova find him getting his ass beat by local wildlife and drags him back to Coruscant. Cere is doing her best to comfort Jaro Tapal but he’s not reassured that Cal jumps out of windows all the time.

Plo Koon and Shaak Ti are scheming to get their sons back. Anakin is busy having a breakdown. Grogu just keeps asking for his Buir. Yoda, always ready for drama, let’s Caleb tell him all about his life and his family, asks what his padawan would want him to do. Caleb thinks about this for a minute and nods to himself. He builds a pipe bomb and duct tapes it to the bottom of Palpatines chair. And steals all the credits stashed in his desk.

A little drawing because Patton deserves a lot of gifts on his birthday 💙🐶

And yes, the gift was mostly Janus's idea

Shazam i’m back from the depths to never be seen again

Quick Tem study turned into the loml ❤️‍🩹

patton!!

so you want to be a writer aka someone who drinks lukewarm coffee at midnight while arguing with imaginary people, googles things like “how much blood loss is fatal” while eating snacks, gets emotionally attached to characters they’ll probably kill off, stares at a blank page for hours just to write one sentence and delete it immediately, has 27 unfinished projects but starts a new one anyway because it’s different this time, and spends more time daydreaming about interviews they’ll never give than actually writing—congratulations, you’re already halfway there.

Late nights on the Marauder lead to dangerous, experimental upgrades to weapons…

Here you go, have some Sunday Piece Of Lore

That’s actually a great explanation as to why our bad batchers seem to be of different ages despite having been decanted the same day (as per commandos lore).

If this is the case, they could be the same chronological age but not the same biologic age, and honestly that makes a ton of sense seeing how Crosshair looks much older than Tech for example, or even Wrecker, despite both of them having been decanted before him ! And I’m not even talking about the grey hair, their faces have different aging traits.

So yeah, very cool ! Thank you again « Star Wars Republic Commando : True Colours », you’re that toxic friend that knows-it-all and hurts me a lot but who is so mesmerising that I can’t let go 👍🏻

Stills and closeups under the cut, including the beard & glass Jeff Goldblum look 😏

he’s so pure

a smol wip

He’ll figure it out eventually

*nervously watches winged Virgil flutter around*

He's trying his best