Bad Batch In A Bubble Bath #3: Tech

Omega: You’re offered 50,000 credits but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire galaxy gets 100,000 credits. Are you taking it?

Crosshair: Yes. Why wouldn’t I want 150,000 credits?

he is sitting and pondering

you should write fanfiction, actually. for your health

He’s going to steal everyone’s left shoe

I like all of this but "Hondo is himself" is perfection

Barriss needs to be trapped in a nice fairytale world for a while. We can Wizard of Oz isakai her there.

Luminara is the witch.

Kit Fisto is the prince [Duh.]

Anakin and Obi-Wan are the Princesses royal guards.

Ahsoka and Padme are said princesses.

Plo Koon is that one really nice wizard.

Yoda sells potion ingredients.

Ventress is the weird swamp witch that doesn't actually hurt anyone

Hondo is himself

Shaak Ti is the good witch.

Cad Bane is the huntsman.

Palpatine turns Barriss into a swan [He's actually chill in this AU. He turns her because he feels like it's the best thing for whatever the hell this is]

Savage, Maul, and Feral accompany Barriss a LOT.

Tarkin is the King [fight me]

Meanwhile, Barriss IRL is essentially in a coma. Kit comes to visit her as often as he can because the war is over. Yoda also starts coming when he realizes that Luminara isn't coming for her Palawan.

When she wakes up from her coma, she sees Anakin, Kit, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, Aayla, fucking TARKIN is there. Barriss doesn't even look for her master before kissing Kit and hugging Ahsoka.

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Reblog to trample Pong Krell with an AT-RT.

enjoy the birthday cake, snek boi

happy birthday Janus, love you💛

posting this for no particular reason