And I Really Just Want- Oh God Oh God Oh Cut, Cut Derek! Derek: What Happened, Stiles? Stiles: Oh It's

God bless the sickos over at the AO3 for providing the absolute most conceptually bizarre yet extremely compelling fiction for free.

Stiles: I am the best at it. Maybe of anyone. If you even care.

Derek: Why did you look at my lips?

Derek: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. Isaac: ...You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Stiles. Derek, pointing his hot glue gun towards Isaac: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Stiles posts a tiktok of him just strolling through the woods talking about how he heard on his police scanner someone had found a skull and a skeleton hand buried under a tree.

After he trips for the third time in 5 minutes, he pauses for a break and says, “which is so rude, honestly. Why can’t I find a buried skull?”

He takes a deep breath before exhaling noisy, “anyway, look at this tree,” he turns the camera to a grey, dying looking tree. It’s an odd tree compared to the healthy, full and green trees around it. The tree has bare branches that look like hands grasping at the sky.

Stiles makes a humming noise off camera, “a good classic tree to give a sacrifice.”

“You think so?”

Stiles shrieks and his phone drops to the forest floor.

“What the FUCK?”

There’s a few seconds where there sounds to be a struggle and then another shriek echos through the air.

The video keeps playing for a moment before the view starts to shift as the phone is picked up and then the video ends.

The video gains view after view after view and has a couple hundred comments such as

did he die?

bro, what the hell happened?

part 2????

DID HE GET KIDNAPPED?

staged!!!

Where’s the next part?

Bro, I heard he’s actually missing…

WHY WOULD YOU GO IN THE WOODS ALONE?????

*Stiles and Scott in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff* Scott: Oh my god, Stiles, backwards! Stiles: Really, Scott? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

Season 3, Episode 1 "Tattoo" TEEN WOLF (2011–2017)

No bc this is Noah and Claudia’s song actually. All I see is these two whenever I hear it, like Stiles probably popped this bad boy on one day around his dad and he flashes back to him and Claudia slow dancing terribly in the living room to old country songs that sound like this.

They pop on their favourite Johnny Cash album and twirl around the living room, Claudia unable to stop giggling in between singing in an exaggerated southern accent. Her and little Stiles always belting out the lyrics of the music Noah grew up listening to but never truly hearing the words until his wife and son sang them.

Those songs they danced to were some of the only things Claudia consistently remembered when her memory faded. And now he sits back and smiles, listening to ‘Wondering Why’ after being unable to listen to certain songs/artists anymore bc the pain is too much - and he remembers those warm feelings, and dusts off those old records.

I’m actually so unwell about it.

Derek: Stiles, what the fuck???