MAN You Know What I'm Thinking Right Now????

Matt Murdock flinging the cross and then the cap because his parents are IMPOSSIBLE to deal with and obviously don’t understand him at all is MOOD, y’all.

ps I LOVE HIM

My favorite thing is that "Human Disater Matt Murdock" is a super common tag on both tumblr and ao3.org

But seriously:

He has horrible luck with women

Parkour is his main mode of transportation

He probably only sleeps 2 hours a day

He spends all his money buying his canes in bulk from Costco or some shit

He has a severe lack of self-preservation

He has exactly 2 friends who are tired of his shit 97% of the time

He thinks dumpster diving is appropriate when he has open wounds and the dumpster is filled with all of the types of bacteria known to man

He thinks it's a good idea to repeatedly antagonize Wilson Fisk

It's a wonder this man made it through 3 seasons, goddammit Matthew

DUDEEE IMAGINE y/n, matt, foggy, and karen are about to go to a halloween party and they are running out of ideas on what costumes they're gonna wear then y/n suddenly smirks and says the most absurd idea ever

y/n: matt...

matt: no. i know what you're gonna say. no!

foggy: what

y/n: 😏😏 you should wear the daredevil suit

matt: absolutely not! people will know!

y/n: matt, absolutely NO ONE will know! it'll be so funny!

matt: y/n no!! it's dangerous!

karen: i like your style y/n 🤣

obviously they didn't go with the idea but it was funny

DIEGO & LILA in THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON 3 “That idiot may actually love you.”

this is canon

*Luffy busting into Law's room at 2am*

Luffy: Torao i have an emergency

Law: what

Luffy: why is it called a chicken dance if i dont get any chicken when i dance??? ive been dancing for-

Law:

Law: get the fuck out

have we, as a fandom, like collectively agree on matt's birthday? or is there already a canonical date on matt's birthday? BCS WHEN ARE WE GOING TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY?? 😭😭😭

HES TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD 😭😭😭

can we all once again give a round of applause for Steven? because not enough people are talking about this:

Steven found out that everything, literally EVERYTHING about his life was a lie. that he was made up by someone else, to be used as a “stress ball”, that he was forced to believe he had a mother who loved him when she actually hated him. 

can you IMAGINE being told that? that everything you know is a lie? that you only exist because of the trauma someone else went through? that everything that makes you who you are was specifically constructed as a coping mechanism?

and yet when learning the truth of why, Steven chose empathy. he comforted Marc, told him exactly what he needed to hear: “it wasn’t your fault.” and saved him not once but twice from the damned souls. yes, he punched him before, albeit justifiably as he didn’t yet know the whole truth, but he fixed that mistake. he could’ve chosen to ignore Marc’s suffering, to continue being upset and angry at him. yet he chose to be what he was born for: be Marc’s protector. but this time, of his own accord. he chose to comfort him, he chose to save him, not because he simply had to due to circumstances, but because it was the right thing to do. 

Steven Grant, you are too good for this chaotic multiverse.

𝕃𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕂ℕ𝕐 𝕀𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕢𝕦𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤!!!

𝑰𝒏𝒐𝒔𝒖𝒌𝒆: what are they in for?

𝒁𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒓: This isn't a prison sir

𝑰𝒏𝒐𝒔𝒖𝒌𝒆: So they can leave?

𝒁𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒓: Well no, not exactly.

𝑰𝒏𝒐𝒔𝒖𝒌𝒆 (𝒑𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒏): Bet that one killed someone