Holy Crap. That's Not Something I Ever Thought About.

I'd never expected this to hit my dash in the year of 2024.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Let the bread be reblogged, and chaos reign.

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Oh this is easy:

I'll drink the water, the project can wait.

hold on I'm crafting an ultimatum

choose one

• start working on that project you wanted to start

• drink full glass of water

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Reblog if you're comfortable receiving crabs on Crab Day (July 29th) so all your beloved followers know who they can comfortably crab on crab day (July 29th) without feeling nervous about crabbing someone 9n Crab Day (July 29th).

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Ancient history. Am excellent study into the science of hats.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Reblogging for what handful of humans do follow me.

youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

Alright let’s get this over with

Yes. Make it so

If you reblog this, in the next 30 seconds you will become a dragon.

It won't hurt to see if I'm actually being followed, will it?

I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..