Can We Please Talk About Robert Pattison’s Range For A Moment Because It’s Crazy 😦

*opens mouth, nothing comes out, thinks....*

✅ Raven

✅ Scarecrow with jack-o-lantern head

✅ Not one but two Haunted Houses™️, with one caretaker murdering the other on the daily

✅ A stately, poised librarian who dresses and acts like its still the Victorian period

✅ Gargoyles and dragons galore

Is it ever explained why Merv is a pumpkinhead or is he just there to fully establish the fact that this is indeed the realm created by a hardcore goth?

"Three treasons shall you know...

Once for blood...

Once for love...

Once for gold...

And if these treasons were done to Robb, answering in kind to the treasons he himself committed, real or percieve... do they apply to the other would-be kings and queens of Westeros?

It legit ticked me off that Cleganebowl was a thing, especially how the show handled it. I'm a huge fan of redemption/closure arcs where the vile villain/edgy anti-hero does some major rethinking of their life after getting their ass thoroughly kicked, and using that revelation to either atone for their crimes or acknowledge there is no forgiveness for them and quietly leave those they have wronged alone.

Sandor getting brutalized and mutilated by Gregor while leaving the undead bastard untouched like a day after making his peace with the Stark sisters and surviving the Long Night is not the makings of a glorious narrative

There were shadows all around them. One shadow was dark as ash, with the terrible face of a hound. Another was armored like the sun, golden and beautiful. Over them both loomed a giant in armor made of stone, but when he opened his visor, there was nothing inside but darkness and thick black blood. (Bran, AGoT)     

Here I think Robert Strong is looming over the Hound and Jaime, instead of Ned, Sansa and Arya. Maybe there's Cleganebowl coming and there's a chance Jaime will have to go through Robert Strong to reach Cersei.

Maybe! It's easier for me to believe there will be a fight between Jaime and dead!Gregor than the Hound and dead!Gregor.

Cleganebowl has always been a silly theory to me, anon. He's dead. He has no head. He's dead and headless. What is the point? Is it supposed to be a triumphant moment for Sandor Clegane? Finally vanquishing the evil brother?

The evil brother who is already dead, and has no head.

and then they disposed of all their drugs and had a good night sleep and woke up and got all their stuff in order and put the money in a safe place, checked into rehab and got clean, and moved to some place far away and Jane became a well known local artist and they both lived out their lives and never heard from walter white (name not capitalized because I don't respect him) and had a nice quiet house. maybe Jane painted their walls. and everything was fine and they both got therapy and came to terms with their past and were together.

Kurogiri: "Be sure to finish that quickly, miss, the anticoagulants can only preserve it so long without refridgeration."

Toga, walking in with a sack: Guess who just pulled off a bank heist!

Shigaraki: Awesome, how much money did you get?

Toga, pulling a bag of blood out of the sack and sticking a crazy straw in it: Money?

Shigaraki: Toga… what kind of bank did you rob?

Toga, slurping down the blood: A blood bank of course! What other kind of bank is there?

Shigaraki: [heavy sigh]

In ultimate grown-up move, Musk will make his own phone if he has to

Nehal Malik for iPhone in Canada:

Elon Musk said on Friday afternoon that he will “make an alternative phone” if Apple or Google decide to kick Twitter off the App Store or Play Store, their respective mobile app marketplaces.

This is definitely something a child would say if they didn't get their way.

Genuine question from someone who has only read "Thrones" and the first handful of chapters in "Clash of Kings": has Arya shown *any* interest whatsoever in ruling? I thought her main personal theme was about freedom and identity, and her slipping into chaining herself to vengeance and letting her anger twist her runs counter to both, stealing her freedom and identity away, and thus must be overcome.

If that is indeed the case, then how can folks say they are Arya fans while ignoring her central, series wide arc?

Ok this is very random but it has being bothering me for a while. The stans use the “you’ll marry a king” line as foreshadowing for Queen @rya but even if it were...here’s the thing: when you marry a king you are a queen consort. No power, you are only there to provide heirs and your standing hangs on your husband’s will. Ask Anne Boleyn how much her position as Queen protected her once her husband got tired of her. Heck, even in universe we see poor Ellia completely vulnerable once Rathgar humiliated her in public.

Married to a king would put @rya in a similar position to Ellia Martell or Cersei. The only power Cersei has right now hangs by the thread of Tommen’s life. Her kingdom is falling apart already and when he dies she will fall like a house of cards. Wives of kings do not rule on their own.

Sansa on the other hand will rule on her own right as the oldest sister of King Robb, the last King in the North. Her position as Queen does not depend on any man, her power comes from her Stark name and not a marriage, therefore she can marry -or not- freely.

So, you know, that foreshadowing is not exactly what they think it is.

> not exactly what they think it is.

Arya fandom in a nutshell.

Let em know @minitafan! Bravo.

That fandom forever clinging to that passage is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. Can you imagine how hard they have to work to look past her father talking about one of his children sailing the Sunset Sea sentences before? That has to be a struggle, I don’t envy them.

Sailor Moon is going to sail the ocean blue, and they can die mad about it.

I want five! All with color changing LED lights!

This is why I say to shop children’s depts. Where else can you get a cool pink flying saucer chandelier? 

And, it comes in blue, gray and dark green to match any decor.

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He can hear a can of essence being opened from across the castle.