So i was thinkin',
edit: forgot about magpies [if enough people say magpies, i'll make a showdown with magpies]
Okay this is a personal attack, it’s like my ao3 habits are following me
This is my final war cry
sitting through a meeting with jd couch on easter killed the fucking pope
“Hozier is a lesbian” “Hozier is a man written by a woman” “Hozier is like if a man was raised by lesbian mothers” “Hozier is like if a man was a woman” quick give me one reason why a man can’t be soft and gentle and poetic and in love without sounding like a terf or a misogynist
I’ve literally always been saying this. Since 2015
spoilers ig???? Idk??
Stephen Colbert seems to know significantly more about everyone else’s show than they know about their own
John Oliver mentioning he visited that park in Boston where the cop flew down the children’s slide is amazing and has not been talked about enough
I feel like Seth didn’t say much???? Anyone else??
Jimmy Kimmel felt slightly too casual when discussing batman trying to kill him??
Jon Stewart being called the ‘Billy Preston’ of the group
Jimmy Fallon thinking onions would fix his cough?????
Jimmy getting roasted by his Uber driver in the strangest way possible
Stephen Colbert was my favourite, no reason, he just was
My mom accidentally joined a grieving support group (long story, she's not grieving tho) and she's missing it this week while visiting me and she's VERY concerned that Lorraine, who very kindly offered to bring a baked good like mom usually would, will NOT bring the correct kind of dessert, she says citrus tarts aren't "griefy" enough