Ratio Has Morning Stubble, He's Gotta Shave Every Morning, Aven BEGS Him Not To, He Literally Hangs Off

Big fan of Grian chastising everyone at the very beginning for having too much fun with their powers and not killing each other, only for him to turn around and whisk Scar away on a magic carpet ride

Pomegranate juice and baths🍷💧

Late night stroll

me in planning stages of writing: this fucks. this is gonna be so fun.

me the minute i sit down to write: language is an unwieldy cudgel we use to beat the human experience to death in an attempt at ever communicating fully with another being. i wish intelligent life had never evolved. i want to go back to the cell stage like in spore

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

Okay, you know what? After reading this post, I jokingly said we should all just make a pact to reblog it five times a day forever. So I'm gonna do this louder for the people in the back:

AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS

AO3 IS RUN BY FANS (VOLUNTEERS, NO LESS)

AO3 IS PART OF THE NON-PROFIT, ORGANIZATION FOR TRANSFORMATIVE WORKS

AO3 IS NOT OWNED BY ANY COMPANIES AND DOES NOT EARN REVENUE

AO3 OPERATES ON DONATIONS FROM FANS

again:

AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS

And I've been waiting...

Waiting...

Waiting...

Waiting...

...You.