No U Are Not Anyones “yandere Girlfriend” You Are A White Girl With Cat Ear Headphones Who Calls

girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor

birthday wish for jiujiu

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

Switching between these every day

*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

"the shadow people come by every once in a while"

(my minecraft + mcyt tag)

Remember when in the Sinner's Pit Hua Cheng fought Ke Mo while holding Xie Lian, and he was all "you should put me down, I can't imagine you enjoy fighting someone with another man in your arms" but Hua Cheng kept doing that, because he did, in fact, enjoy it?

Btw here's why

Big fan of Grian chastising everyone at the very beginning for having too much fun with their powers and not killing each other, only for him to turn around and whisk Scar away on a magic carpet ride

clouse (clown mouse)

oh dear my hands slipped and accidentally spent hours drawing owl ratio

(no i didnt i have been thinking about this for months)