Black sorrow…
Till and Mizi be like: “girl help I’m stuck in a never ending cycle of love and loss and I can’t get out”
A study of sorts
And I've been waiting...
Waiting...
Waiting...
Waiting...
...You.
Odysseus: 600 men making our way back home to Ithaca!
*Polyphemus swings his club around*
Odysseus: 593 men making our way back home to Ithaca.
*Poseidon wipes out the other 11 ships in the fleet*
Odysseus: ...43 men making our way back home to Ithaca.
*Elpenor's drunk ass falls off Circe's roof*
Odysseus: 42 men making our way back home to Ithaca, I guess.
*Scylla targets the torch holders*
Odysseus: 36 men making our way back home to Ithaca. Put that sword away, Eurylochus.
*Zeus strikes the ship with lightning*
Odysseus: 1 man making his way back home to Penelope and Telemachus. And by the gods, I will somehow make it.
This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.
It's the (cute) daozhang's annual convention. (Cute) daozhangs ONLY.
They're not invited ⬇️
tourist attractions
I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox
straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive
thinking about creatures.