Quark Every Few Episodes When Someone Threatens To Kill Him

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

my fave game i imagine they play on ds9 is who’s gonna carry the odo bag this mission. do they draw straws? is it on rotation like a chore wheel? is it like an annoying punishment or does everyone lowkey want to be the one to carry their backpack buddy and throw him dramatically to reveal that it’s NOT a random satchel but in fact goo man

I fucking love reading unhinged scientific literature

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

thoughts on Garashir ship babies. opinion even.

I think they’d both be the worst parents in the world and should not have children. They’d both try really hard but still end up fucking everything up. Garak would put an infant in a sandstorm to build character. Julian would somehow end up doing the parental career expectation thing he went through but this time for tennis.

i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so

since it’s That Time of Year again, i’m just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

Dana just posted some old art of hers!!!

Julian in s2e22 The Wire leaving the arawath colony going through security at the cardassian spaceport and the tsa guys pat him down and pull out a full sized folder from his hidden Starfleet Inseam Pocket © and then he’s held for questioning (torture) for an hour because he has like 4 terabytes of cardassian balls diagrams on his person