Marmaladelesbian - StardustedMushrooms

Chaotic evil, that’s it, that’s the post.

"OH BOY, IT WOULD SURE SUCK IF THE FAE TOOK ME!" cried the man banging pots and pans together in the middle of a mushroom circle.

Omg I want a gf so much literally andifjbsmskdknsndkdo like *deep breath* *thinks abt long drives with a girl and stargazing and holding hands and being so deeply in love with a girl and painting dates with a girl and buying a huge bouquet of flowers for a girl and knowing her exact coffee order and seeing her wear my shirt and movie nights binging Harry Potter with a girl and “platonic” prom with a girl and writing love letters and poems for a girl and marrying a girl with the most beautiful wedding ever with a girl* *sighs in single gay* 

🫂🫂🫂 if you ever need someone to talk to, the invitation will always be there :)

i honestly don’t fucking thing I can survive the next four years without loosing some part of myself

being a younger sibling is so weird, like I just want to get closer to you. I didn’t mean it when I called you stupid. why don’t you text me back, we live one room apart. you live in a world I cant comprehend, and I live in a world you can’t comprehend, why won’t you let me get closer? but also sir wtf why did you take the last of the ice you bitch.

what is your favourite shape?

whatever's going on inside red cabbage like. i see god in this thing

I hate when ppl say that sexuality is just a preference, bc it kind of implies that you’re fine w/ or w/o it. I saw it compared to pineapple on pizza, and the person said “you either like it or you don’t, it’s a preference” which is kind of true, but most ppl that like pineapple w/ pizza are fine eating pizza w/o it too. Idk it js feels like “oh yeah im a lesbian but men are fine too ig” when it’s not the case

anyways that’s the end of the rant

im spiderman.

By Trish Mateer

Bunny

I’d also like to mentions the Pinterest pins I keep seeing that say “Marauders fan when you express your opinions” or “The Marauder fandom when you have a hc that doesn’t match theirs”

And then their headcanons are all the same: everyone is straight. Their OTP is Jily, and I’m NOT dogging on Jily, it’s an adorable ship, but they make it like every other straight ship in existence. Simultaneously, these are the same ppl replying to comments on their pins that say “why? /gen” and the reply is always a variation of “honestly I hate wolfstar like it’s such a dumb ship”

Isn’t that… hypocritical?? Are you not hating on opinions and headcanons yourself? Obviously, this is a generalization, and there are some ppl that have respectful opinions that are overshadowed by the ppl like this who have either non-sensical reason or none at all.

This will probably be controversial, but I feel like it needs to be talked about. (Marauders fandom edition part 1?)

Before I say anything else, I want to preface this by saying that everyone can have their ideas and headcanons about characters, you do you. So what I think we need to talk about is things like this:

“Omg no, the Marauders are definetly all straight, wydm??” “In canon they’re all cishet, can we keep that?” “Why is every single character some form of gay?”

In canon, little is known about them, but that’s not my point. This fandom is made up by 90% queer people that are making representation for themselves in media, because in said media, most of the “representation” is just one stereotypical queer person so the production team can claim they’re not homophobic. So when you take representation made by queer people for queer people and start packing it back into the same cishet boxes in was in before, you’re taking something that wasn’t made for you, and altering it to fit in a way you like. This sub-fandom wasn’t made by queer people so that straight people could take it and rewire it to fit them. Some *specific* instances of this are asexual Evan Rosier, trans Regulus Black, pansexual James Potter, and aroace Peter Pettigrew. While I’m not sure if this was representation some in this fandom made for themselves or others, it’s still important. What I’m really trying to say (it’s 12:36 at night, please) is that this fandom wasn’t made for straight people.

Marlene McKinnon isn’t headcanoned to be a lesbian so a weird uncle named Fred could fetishize her, she’s headcanoned to be a lesbian so that a 14 year old girl could see a character like her and feel seen. Sirius Black is not headcanoned to be gay/bi so a lonely wine mom could sexualize him. He’s headcanoned to be gay/bi so that a teenaged boy doesn’t feel so weird anymore.

Again, it’s okay to headcanon whoever to want to be this that or the other, that’s not what I’m addressing. It’s making everyone the same carbon copies of straight, white, and cis.

I’m done yapping now, go drink some water.