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Well, you gotta remember that any baby Saiki has is going to get at least half of his genes and Saiki was shapeshifting in the womb, so I would assume the fetus would, out of self-preservation, take drastic action.

Like perhaps:

Shapeshift itself smaller so it can fit in the next most convenient organ

Protest directly into Saiki's brain with telepathy every time he even thinks about turning back into a dude and threatening to make him extra nauseous or smth

Ectopic mpreg threatening to kill them both so Saiki will transform back in a hurry

Release hormones to force-fem Saiki so he won't want to turn back into his usual shape (babies can manipulate their mothers via hormones in real life 😬)

Sidestep all of this by pulling on ancient genes to become an egg that gets externalized quickly instead of dealing with being in a shapeshifter for 9 months

Some potential for a bizarre Spy vs Spy gregnancy fic where the fetus has to move heaven and earth to keep the pregnancy going hsfjdlshfks

sometimes I feel like being crushed by a hydraulic press would give me joy in life

the way asou-sensei changed his mind and made kokomi taller than kusuo

Anyone here like Saiki k ?

too much and not enough

catboy kuusuke catboy kuusuke !!!! :DDD

i think it would be sooo interesting to see kusuo and kusukes love meters for each other

cuz they really do love each other but have a complicated hatred for each other at the same time ☠️ in a way more serious way than other siblings who fight

so would the meters just be straight broken, stuck at 0 because the love and hate balances out, REALLY shockingly high, or what ???

i have a disease that makes me see every female character as a lesbian and its called being smarter than everyone