I’m sure someone else probably already made this but anyway
Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.
Goon: Huh.
***
Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?
Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...
Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.
***
Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...
Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?
Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.
Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.
***
And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.
18k gold filled Multicolored Gold Star Chain Bracelet by CelineHenry
the alicorn would sink your stupid eminent domain like its a paper boat out in a storm btw
If the Federation Navy couldn't sink us I doubt that over glorified metal tube will
The existence of this autographed Star poster is really funny to me because either A: Jäger is popular enough to be a micro celebrity who has people asking for autographs or B: Jäger is so full of herself she signs everything like she is famous but no one cares except her
Pagan but my deity of worship is whoever I'm currently dating
all the bat kids just start calling Babs ‘Chat’ whenever she’s Oracle over the comms
The joker: *evil monologue*
Damian, in the most bored voice: Chat is this real?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dick: *pulls off an insane flip-hit-the-bad-guy-summersault combo*
Dick: CHAT CLIP THAT!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jason, distracted by goons: opps on these guys chat?
Walked in on my dad watching a video on YouTube by some channel named SIGMA MALE and it is just an animated buff werewolf pngtuber react channel
Dysphoria
Bi lovesick (now taken!!) fool with varying interests of insane degree
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