Makeoutseshpersonified - Personified Make Out Session

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Started: 2024 June 15

Last Updated: 2024 June 18

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10 minute lifespan

"hi welcome to mcdonald's what can i get for you?"

"yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?"

"uuuuuh hold on"

*fishes something out of my pocket*

"captain what do I do?"

"get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days"

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

"uh yes please the meal would be great"

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

Please just let jecki and Osha bully yord a little. As a treat.

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

I love him and want to explode him with Semi-Active Air to Air Missiles

my family every time i say "this dock is holding an april in its melt"

Me: what happened to my blimp

The suspiciously blimp shaped boeing dreamlifter: