Be Wary Of Teeth Snatchers In Your Neighbourhood

Did you finally get rid of those pesky teeth snatchers?

Mushroom's new teeth might be in grave danger right about now

Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me

Dear observers, I'm back

The Void has let me see another day

Time to get back to the regular business of colecting lost bones

Bone provider isn't satisfied with the amount of bones they're getting back intact

Please consider returning your bones without any damage

Just some pistures from the road trip

Just some pistures from the road trip

Forest was really pretty and you could smell sweetness of the water from it

Do not give your bones to country gnomes

They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied

Floating trough the infinite nothing is kinda like being submerged in very dark water

You hear a constant hum of void and occasional guttural scream

I wander how I ended up there

Just had to fight a dozen suspicious ladies off of my blog

This has to be the latest ploy of the teeth snatchers to keep me distracted so they can steal all my extra teeth

Art thou ready?

The bone harvest is about to begin

Hold tightly onto your woven baskets and prepare to push your cold hands into the shallow river soil

Get your self some fresh bones while they're still not moving on their own (it's way easier that way)

Who knows what kind of creature you may discover

Can't wait for the bone harvest!!

Bone Provider has been working hard (haha get it?) on a new line of bone structures

Hurry up and find them near your local river or there will be none left

Don't want that to happen:}

Where did all of your teeth go?

Did you underestimate capabilities of teeth snachers, and now all of your mouth stones are gone?

Do not worry, you can still get them back!

You just have to find them (a colony of friendly teeth snatchers) under your local bridge, and agree to a super secret contract they give you

Just don't bother reading too much into it

After all, what you sign there does not matter

Only losers read tiny print on their (il)legal documents:}