Right After Nimirylov And Ford Started Dating:

Well. I wrote the Bill and Penni deal after postponing writing it for the past few days.

I've posted it on my ao3. Go and read it:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65274178

1. Favourite colour: I can never choose between orange or red. Just that sort of colour pallete, I guess.

2. Last song: To the Bone. Never played undertale or watched anything about it. The song is just too catchy.

3. Currently reading: I'm slowly reading the Iliad, but I've had absolutely no motivation recently. However, the fanfic I'm reading right now is A Heartshaped Box of Springs and Wires.

4. Currently watching: Nothing. The last thing I watched was Gravity Falls, though. I just keep putting on random episodes. I've watched ATOTS too many times now.

5. Craving: Eh, I had some nice prawn crackers before and I'd love to have some more.

6. Coffee or tea: Despite the fact that my friend calls me a coffee addict, I'd choose tea.

Thanks for tagging me by the way! I didn’t expect you to seeing as my tumblr says we're not mutuals anymore. Might just be a weird glitch though.

Anyhow, onto who I'll tag...

@romanticizing-writing @greenbunny7 @is-this-name-good-enough @therealstanfordpines

I feel like I'm forgetting someone, so basically, anyone else can continue this.

GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS!

Rules: answer and tag six people you want to know better

Thankyou for the tag @nossumusstellae !!

1. Favourite colour: don't have one, but I hate all the warm colours.

2. Last Song : power trip by LEAP

3. Currently reading : picked up Hamlet a few days ago, still waiting on Katabasis

4. Currently watching: my comfort show modern family

5. Craving: Biryani. with raita. And chutney.

6. Coffee or Tea : coffee definitely

Tagging : @magicaldestinyharmony @elleldoe @nixie-writes-and-reblogs @xmads-omensx @twistedlimefire @alikhawrites

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I left this post to linger for long enough now, time to give context. (This is why I didn't reply to anyone in the comments. I'm sorry!!! I've just been planning this follow up post.)

The reason I hate dragons... is because of this motherfucker:

You get forced to draw this fuck ass dragon at least once a year from the age of six to eleven. See if you fucking like dragons. I can't draw any types of animals. I hate dragons and it's all this one's fault.

I decided to go on headcanon generator because I've done a lot with incorrect quotes generator. Here's the results for Penni and my opinions on how canon they are.

False. Bill has literally already invaded her dreams in the one thing I've written for this au.

APPARENTLY SO! ACCORDING TO EVERY FUCKING GENERATOR!?

Hmm... I'm gonna say no here.

THIS CAME UP AGAIN?!?

Y'know what? Yeah, sure. That's kind of funny actually.

She made a deal with Bill within five minutes tops, despite being told her whole life to not make deals irresponsibly. So, no.

This was already going to be canon since I found out axolotls are practically deaf and the alien fish species is actually based on axolotls. So, they're not deaf but they are naturally loud to get past a slight lack of hearing.

Sure. Can't really say any more on this, it makes sense.

100% canon. She's not fluent in English.

Just some incorrect quotes with the context I've made up for them. Nothing to see here.

Penni, daughter of Ford "shaves with fire" Pines, does not see any other reason than for consumption as to why shaving cream exists.

Penni, realising that she made a bad call with her deal with Bill, and about to enter her paranoia and insomnia arc.

Penni, entering her paranoia and insomnia arc. Dipper doesn't want to admit he's concerned for her.

She's going into politics. Liking sarcasm is the least problematic thing to do.

Penni doesn't have a womb, the same as the rest of the alien fish species. So, she has no reason to understand period products.

Teaching Penni more English is... going well.

Dipper spent too long distrusting Penni (probably about 3 days) to then just get along with her.

Penni took it literally. She loves sarcasm, doesn't understand when it's targeted towards her.

Penni finally thinking that she's actually getting along with Dipper. She's so happy.

Hm, just, y'know @institute-of-oddology-founder

“Okay, just so we’re clear, a version of me died in your world, and now you want to take me to yours to be a replacement? “That’s right.” “….Don’t you see how messed up that is??”

I wanted a nerdy name that would get across what my interests are. However, since my hyperfixations can come and go really fast, I didn't want anything that tied me to a specific fandom. That's why I decided to have fanfiction in my name because reading fanfic is what I do in every fandom I'm in. The majoring part is just because I like education and thought it would be a decent pun.

Anyhow, I'll tag @sharksfrommars and @is-this-name-good-enough

Hey! Tag Game!

I'm gonna try to start one of these lmao

Reblog with the story behind your username

In Breath of the Wild, Urbosa calls Zelda her little bird, I modified it and stole it basically. sometimes I am also Birb because it's just funny

@itsa-thing @i-love-zelda-16 @fithesworddweller @alientheoristemmy @lizzable @astoria-nyx-moon @amayis-bigtower @loaboo @preposterousray @stargazin-on-mars @rav3nz3r0 @crims0nr0s3 @clowncore09 anybody else that feels like sharing ig