Me Everytime Someone Depicts Dante As Stupid.

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bathroom tour by dante, i guess

So I got introduced to DMC by my brothers...

I did a scene redraw of dmc 4 cuz the way it cuts to Dante with a sword stabbed in him after Nero asked that he's not human was just kinda funny to me.

"The saturation of your presence used to cause irritation--now I know true agony is watching your color leave."

2021 tomfoolery in light of current events

Family portrait.

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I love dante from the hit video game series devil may cry because he is somehow both the coolest motherfucker in the room but also a complete loser. he has soloed some of the most powerful beings in existence. he is constantly surrounded by beautiful women and yet he gets with none of them. he and his twin brother both suffer from a chronic case of The Cain Instinct. he rides around on a demon-powered motorcycle. his favorite pastimes are kicking ass and taking names, and also dance dance revolution. he has “been stabbed and jabbed by many things over the years.” he is obsessed with strawberry sundaes. he is constantly broke as shit because he keeps giving away his money to people who’ve lost their homes to demon attacks, but also because he refuses to eat anything except for pizza and flakes out on jobs because he got bored. he fist-fought his nephew in the vatican. he truly is the character of all time.

DEVIL MAY CRY 3: Dante's Awakening 🗡️🩸

I met the sons of Sparda, both of them. Though the same blood of their father flow through their veins, the two battled each other fiercely like arch enemies. It seems as if they drive some twisted pleasure from this brotherly fighting. But in the end… only one was left standing.