Okay, yes please! Idea:
Mr. H's Treehouse is a local kids show (talking in the area of like San Diego to Los Angeles). Meeting him for the first time in person, Billy can't help but notice something's wrong with Steve, who may not be all sunshine, as he gives himself.
During recess, Steve takes a moment to breath: these meet and greets are great! To see all those shining eyes he helped to inspire and guide- but he's sad. Because this current season in filming will be the last season. The show's getting cut because of budget. Which gets Billy's attention; the sunshine, who's brooding by himself. And they get to talk... Which admittedly is really bad, because behind those kind brown eyes and great ass is a nuisanced and interesting personality. Shit.
The softest Harringrove brain worm that’s ever invaded my head where Billy is the sole guardian of his little step-sister Max. (very little, like 6 years old little. And Billy is 25ish, so it’s a big enough age gap where everyone naturally assumes he’s just a single dad.) And Steve is the host of a dorky yet successful kids tv show called Mr H’s Treehouse (think Mr. Rogers) that Max is OBSESSED with.
She makes Billy watch it with her every single evening, like clockwork. Now, Billy would never admit this, not even with a fucking gun to his head—but he kind of starts to look forward to watching it with her. But it isn’t his fault! The host is, pardon his French, fucking hot as shit.
So every night he gets home from work, drops whatever take-out garbage he got for them onto their TV dinner trays, and parks himself in front of the idiot box while Mr. H from Mr. H’s Treehouse comes on and teaches him and Max about the power of friendship and sharing and eating vegetables or whatever the hell else he’s on about that week. It’s stupid, but it kind of becomes cathartic. Like Billy can just shut his brain off and stuff his face and watch the bright colors and listen to the gentle music and let the stresses of his life fade away—at least for that half-hour anyway. The fact that Mr. H has an ass Billy could bounce a quarter off of… well, it doesn’t hurt.
But what happens when there’s a meet and greet/Story-Time being hosted at Max’s elementary school? Well, Billy’s not a complete douchebag, so of course he has to take her! It has nothing to do with the fact that he also maybe wants to meet this tv host who’s all soft sweaters and pretty brown eyes that Billy’s maybe been fantasizing about for the past year and a half. That’s not it! He’s here for his nerdy little twerp step-sister, nothing more.
(Spoiler, it’s something more.)
Steve: I can’t imagine what Billy is planning to get rid of his dad. But I can tell you two things
Steve: We won’t like it and it won’t be legal
Steve: And we’re gonna do it because we all love and support him
Dustin: We do?
El: We do
MY ROMAN EMPIRE
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What is unclear about “minors do not interact”???? and “no minors”???
Did minors stop reading or something???? Or is it just blatantly disrespecting my boundaries??
Hey! Someone give me a fic that is au, but very cannon like. I want Ohm to flirt like hell with Bryce, is secretly in love with him. Bryce is oblivious, even with the innuendos. Ohm gets Bryce on a date through a bet and Bryce suddenly is very wary of Ohm, subconsciously likes Ohm, but cannot admit it. I want Bryce to keep repeating that’s he’s not gay until he succumbs to Ohm’s sexiness. Make it as hilarious and drawn out as possible. Somebody make my dream come true. Also, I want their heights to be their actual heights, but make Bryce the bottom. ~
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Actually cannot stop watching this
Billy is the only character to be called a faggot by a parent. No good parent calls their kid a slur and hurts them.
Billy is a victim.
Reblog this. People seem to forget that Billy is still a teen that gets abused by his father. Again, Billy Hargrove is a victim. Stop erasing this.
@labratboygirl haii doing the twomptober thang too lol
I love this scene so much. Why you Boiling an Orange
Woop woop art dump :v w/ oc's
For anyone who cares enough to read:
These are Ezekiel and Azazel, an angel and a demon respectively. I don't know how exactly I got the idea, but I got that somehow at some point. Maybe because I combined some of my fav ship dynamics like angel×demon, polar opposites, soft boy×bad boy. BUT!!-
The main story is just about, Ezekiel was just watching over one part of humanity at some point in the past and Azazel wanted to mess with him. Soon it became clear that they both can't quite stand eachother. Like, at all. This "I don't like you" soon became a toxic rivalry, and before they knew it they absolutely despised eachother to the very core of their being, which in turn would lead to them just wanting the other dead by solemnly their own hands. Even going so far as to threaten their own fellows(Ezekiel other angels/Azazel other+higher demons), if they were to harm the other because it had to be them, to feel the pleasure to destroy the other. But of course, it doesn't last long...
Due to these actions (which sometimes stepped over "just threatening") and the fact that both have been caught using their powers on earth just to fight each other. . . Yea, they were getting punished. Both were demoted to having to life a Human life, until they'd learn their lesson. And ooooohhhhh booooy..... That's a journey- though I have to admit that they do end up getting along fairly well. Well- as good as you can with your archenemies.
So basically: good omens, but they **actually** actually loathe each other from the beginning. Lol.