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Crow: *in a hall full of mirrors*

MJ-2: huh multiple crows....looks like a murder

Crow: what?

MJ-2: murder? That's what a pack of crows is called

Crow:...

MJ-2: come on it's a bit funny....why are you looking at me like that-

Glad I could tickle that funny bone

Hey Sans, ever heard the pun about "Pun-ctuality"

I heard it's quite a comedic "pun-ch" though some may find it quite "pun-ishing"

Question...What kinda Cookies would Cayde and Crow enjoy?

Give me your honest answer and reasoning

And if you want what cookie would your ghost enjoy

Feel free to draw it if you want, if you need anything let me know.

Is it because he's bald under the hat and we'll start receiving stacks of radiation until we put the hat back on?

No.... just the hat was something he keeps close.....and if anyone damages it...he gets....well ...you better have your ghost ready

The Corporal

Outfit pieces

Military Mountie hat

Shotgun coat (blue, 9/11)

Everyday overshirt (blue)

Fancy pants (black)

Crossback suspenders (white)

Carvery boots (black/navy)

Neckerchief

Legendary Elk Range Gloves

Explorer gun belt

Arthur's holster

John's satchel

Off-hand holster (basic one)

Raven claw talisman (optional)

Bring out the light bearer

Who said everything was so serious?

Cayde: hey Kid you got my?-

MJ-2: yeah, yeah I got your 6

Cayde: well thanks

Turns to look at him

Cayde: I appreciate it-

MJ-2 holds a sticker of a number 6 in his hands

Cayde: you serious?

MJ-2: Well you are Cayde-6

Cayde:..okay you got me good this time, now let's do this before Zavala starts asking questions

TLDR:

Puns and practical jokes

The Jack of hearts

Trusted handcannon of MJ-2

Welp.... that's gonna be burned into my mind for a while....oh lord

So, First guardian games as hunter vanguard! Exciting right?! so uh... Do i need to do anything or...?

Understood Crow, probably should keep them on a shallow before they take a dive into the deep end

MJ-2: heeeyyy Crow...umm small hypothetical question..if I decided to train some new lights and hypothetically ended up giving them some serious trauma....how much trouble would I be in?

When you say...serious trauma...

You're going to need to elaborate