Yeah, Yeah, Dacre Montgomery Has Sparkly Eyes And Throws His Soul Into Every Job And Treats Interviewers

Yeah, yeah, Dacre Montgomery has sparkly eyes and throws his soul into every job and treats interviewers with respect and approaches fans with love and blah blah blah

But have you ever considered these irresistible qualities?

His seamless transition from Heartthrob Thirst-Trap Instagram Hoe to Slutty Senior Citizen

The wild shit™️ that regularly comes out of his mouth with absolute sincerity

The relentless inclusion of his damn tattooed toes in photoshoots, posts, and stories

Shit Slytherins Say: #204

I don’t mind being nice to people but I don’t have a problem with being an asshole either. It’s all on you.

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made-of-hybris

6 years ago

Any Slytherin

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

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made-of-hybris

2 years ago

✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨ 🌿 You CAN do it 🌻 ✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨

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made-of-hybris

2 years ago

Me: Just to confirm, Romans considered trousers barbaric, right?

Hubs: I still consider them barbaric.

Hubs: The only true way to live is like Marcus Antonius.

Me: Cheeks out?

Hubs: Cheeks out.

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made-of-hybris

2 years ago

You know a piece of media is special when it's in your top 5 but you wouldn't recommend it to a single other person

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made-of-hybris

3 years ago

wake up, new ship dynamic just dropped

person A: fuck the rich

person B: *is rich* please

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made-of-hybris

2 years ago

9Jun22

Harry read the script, knew it by heart, And then ardently sought out Tom’s part; A truthful performance— The subtext’s enormous— When you can’t speak your truth, speak through art.

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made-of-hybris

3 years ago

idk who need to hear this, but harry styles is not gonna fuck you

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