No, YOU Have A Microwave Brain That Slowly Rotates Blorbos. I Have A Washing Machine Brain That Rotates

Slytherin: I want someone to take me out

Ravenclaw: Like on a date or with a sniper gun?

Slytherin: Surprise me

little baby duckling!!!!!!!!!!!

“If I say ‘First of all,’, rum away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and I will destroy you.”

Slytherin

no thoughts. only sad gay vampires.

“A poem begins with a lump in the throat.”

— Robert Frost

HARRYWEEN, NIGHT ONE Somewhere Over the Rainbow | 🎥 cr: @jaerie

Philosophy major be like

“You can’t like problematic characters.”

Me:

wow

Haider Ackermann SS17