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Chris Pine refuses to answer the question “Would you swipe left or right for Anna Kendrick on Tinder?” and instead gives this response
has this been done yet?
obsessed w the wording of this headline
The date is 4/13 in the year 2021, where we are all HOME STUCK. Sarah Z has just uploaded a NEW YouTube video about a CERTAIN WEBCOMIC and you are EXITED to watch it. You need to get ready before you watch it. What will you do? You go to your CLOSET and select a BLACK SHIRT with a ZODIAC SIGN on it that most likely isnt the one you were born under. Your guardian is confused by this move. They never understood why you bought that STRANGE shirt in the first place. You add the shirt to your SYLLADEX. You then spot some GREY FACE PAINT and a HORN HEADBAND on the countertop. You add them to your sylladex too. You collect some more clothes to finish your COSPLAY then go into the bathroom to get ready. You notice a GREY SHARPIE inside the bathroom which has no place being in there. You don't know why, but seeing a GREY SHARPIE next to a BATHTUB makes you uneasy. You change quickly and apply the makeup, then return to your bedroom to load up the YouTube video. Your FRIENDS begin PESTERING you just as you are about to hit play. What could they possibly want?
it's like. he's a son. he's a daughter. he's a bad man. he's a serial killer. he's a cowboy. he's a xerox machine. he's a mother. he's a loose cannon. he's bad writing. he's good writing. he's a swiftie. he's a hero. he's an antihero. he's bad bisexual rep. he's han solo. no he's not. he's a father. he's his father. he's an alcoholic. he's a control freak. he's the michael sword. he's a child. he's a husband. he's a housewife. he's a mechanic. he's the last great american queerbait. he's a soldier. he's a redditor. he's a violent urge. he's a failed man. he's a construct. he's a parody. he's a revenge arc. he's a tragic hero. he's a widow. he's a divorcee. he's a dancer. he's a righteous man. he's a photocopy. he's never wrong. he's always wrong. he's irredeemable. he's redemption. he's a pop culture geek. he's kinda butch. he's a painted whore. he's an archetype. he's an homage. he's a drag king. he's just a guy. he's a hooker with a heart of gold.