Macherposting - ☆

need more “guish” words. anguish. extinguish. languish. great for when a character is bleeding out on the floor

Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.

real friends will copy your serial killer patterns when the police have you in custody so that the police think there’s no way that you’re the killer because you were in jail at the time of the murder

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

Dice Shaming

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

cheers to that 😔

wasnt going to drink tonight but I miss billy loomis like a motherfucker 💔

What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.