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This is a call out post to Doctor Henry Jekyll, you eat your pomegranate seeds one at a time and I hate you for it.

Jesus is my favorite shounen protagonist

THIS FUCKING GUY

JUST GOT STRAIGHT UP FRAMED BY HIS BEST FRIEND

WAS SENT TO HIS DEATH BY HIS OTHER FRIENDS

ALMOST GOT KILLED IN A BOTCHED EXECUTION

CAME BACK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

AND STRAIGHT UP FORGIVES ALL OF THEM IN A HEARTBEAT NO QUESTIONS ASKED

LOOK AT THIS GUY

SOME OF YA’LL MOTHERFUCKERS CAN’T EVEN FORGIVE SOMEBODY ON THIS SITE FOR HAVING AN OTP YOU CAN’T AGREE WITH

YA’LL COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM MOTHERFUCKING MAKOTO NAEGI

LANYON ARE YOU OK

ARE YOU OK

ARE YOU OK LANYON

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SHORT CRIMINAL

I’d like to issue a formal apology for asking Sage the question

“Will Lanyon be okay”

On the live discord Q&A….the moment chat blew up I could sense the entire tgs fandoms fear levels spike simultaneously.

Day four of my dog sitting on my legs: I am running out of food, I don’t know how much longer I will last. I may have to eat my pillow if I wish to survive.

Jasper: Uhhh…what’s he doing?

Lanyon: Huh? What do you mean?

Jasper, pointing at Jekyll standing in front of his office door: He walked out of his office and has just been standing there for like five minutes…

Lanyon: Oh, yeah he does that sometimes, best to just ignore it.

Jekyll, repeatedly pushing on the doorknob with his finger: *sighs* How much longer must I do this?

Hyde: Until it no longer feels like something bad is going to happen if you stop.

TSUPD SPOILERS

I was just about to sleep but then I got an idea for a Stanley Parable theory.

Ok here me out: the narrator is Stanley

The “Narrator” is a man who works in an office pushing buttons, and uses Stanley as a self insert of sorts (maybe that just is him) to go on these adventures in his maladaptive daydreams.

If this sounds far fetched, the exact thing has been done before in another game which I don’t want to spoil but I will give the name of if asked.

If this is the case, maybe the narrator has intrusive thoughts/trouble controlling his thoughts; this would explain endings where the narrator doesn’t want anything to happen but Stanley disobeys anyway (Zending, Skip button, etc.)

Like I said before, I was just about to sleep so I’m a bit tired. I just think it’s a neat concept.

Biology and the study of evolution has made me gain a newfound hatred for fish

I got bored and made an rtx on version of my pfp. I am proud to say I will now be leaving this planet, I have done enough damage.

Oh thank God I was gonna have nightmares-

i love when people on here well be like “who DOESN’T want their blood to get sucked ? 🤨” well i hate to break it to you but the average person does not, in fact, want to have their blood get sucked. statistically there is a large amount of people who do not want this to occur. this is shocking and appalling, i know. the world is full of unsettling things