Me Just Trying To Relax

My brains more like one of those machines in pool locker rooms that you put wet swim clothes in. It violently shakes the contents inside and you have to keep the lid pushed down or blorbos go flying everywhere.

no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload

Just finished the new IT Department video and this made me audibly wheeze in the middle of my Bio class

atp i just post whatever here But you know at some point in this life i would've found a way to combine dftm and jerma

silly lil jared985 design thing y

cause this specific jerma clip & the way @wafflebloggies writes the dude have really lead me to have jerma as a jared voiceclaim

I feel like causing general chaos *eats pop tarts when I was specifically told to finish the cereal for breakfast*

Y’all are talking about shoesuke, but only the real intellectuals know about-

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

Maybe it’s a single dad chair?

My personal fav Edinburgh landmark is the Big Chair

anyway the funniest detail from the Fallout show is the fact that when Lucy is threatening the organ dealers in the super duper mart, there's a tv next to them playing security footage and it's just cooper laying facedown in the parking lot

I like a few Stanley parable posts and now my tumblr is just filled with bucket memes. Cant say I’m complaining, of course. I love the bucket.

Hehehehehe…. Borger

Idea from my previous post on short Fred

YOU'RE ALIFE 🤯🤯🤯

My friend you would not beLIEVE- how much paperwork ya gotta fill out to get brought back from the dead I had to look up my social security number like 17 times