Magolor

I normally rant in the tags but fuck it I want to ramble about boomer I'm literally that one gif of the guy talking to the wall

I love how her flipdeck implies she's eaten enough hospital food to hate it which begs the question of why

I've talked about it before on this blog but methinks boomer has a fear of severe injury. like, to her, dying is whatever, memento mori, we all die, but getting hurt to a degree such that she can't perform? it would ruin her. so she overprepares for stunt shows. uhh this also extends to other people's safety. she's kinda overbearing lowkey

uhh I also love that specific holiday image too?! I want to know more about the powsicle scoopian tbh!!! because of this image I also hc that she's severely attention-motivated because of childhood stuff... girlypop if no one will give you the attention you seek them I Will.

hellooo could I offer Boomer for the ask game? 🦅 🇺🇸🗣️

boomer💥

fave thing about them: GODDDD SHE IS SO GOATED IN PAPA LOUIE 2 I LOVE PLAYING AS HER

also the “daredevil” occupation is really cool and flashy to me but another great thing about boomer is her flipdeck cuz “Hates: Hospital Food” is so funny to me LOL

least fave thing about them: NOTHING!!!!!

brOTP: this is kinda random but ever since i learned that shannon loves powsicles i now hc that she’s boomer’s event photographer now lol. not even for her actual job i just think shannon likes inexplicable things (like what boomer does. how does she survive??!?!?!)

OTP: BOOMER X AKARI‼️‼️‼️ i’ve liked this ship since elementary school lol. i just think they’re so similar (black ponytail, motorcycle, general cool vibes) but they pull it off so differently it’s a funny dynamic/contrast… like boomer is AWESOME cool but akari is nonchalant cool… am i making sense lol?????

nOTP: nothing rlly

random headcanon: everything boomer does should, by logic, kill her, but she is not dead yet. she got that phoenix wright plot armor except she’s not even a main character lol

when she’s not doing stunt stuff she’s kinda lowkey i think she helps at hospitals and stuff i think clair likes her but also thinks she’s kinda reckless lol

unpopular opinion: idk what other ppl think of BOOMER sorryyyyy

fave picture of them: this may be because i love the mallow men and gals but I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY PICTURE it’s so cute… she’s wants to impress the little guys but that rando unnamed scoopian is stealing all the attention lol….

me me me

look man idk wtf this kind of aesthetic is called still but it is so Gender!!!!!!! i need to look like this

hey yeah sorry for screaming in your notes again your art is yummy and has the same effect on me as cocaine

Hi my name is Magolor Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have pointy cedar brown ears (they're probably supposed to be ears) with dark brown streaks and copper colored tips that reaches my mid-back and glowing yellow eyes like magic lightning and a lot of people tell me I look like one of the Ancients (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to them but I wish I was because they're major fucking hotties. I’m a catboy but my teeth are straight and white. I have cocoa brown fur. I’m also a wizard, and I live in a magic ship called the Lor Starcutter in Dream Land where I work for the king (I’m super powerful). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a white cape with matching lace around it and a blue cotton shirt, yellow gloves and a blue hood. I was wearing black lipstick, brown foundation, black eyeliner and black eye shadow. I was walking outside Castle Dedede. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Waddle Dees stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

im a plough bitches

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

i cant believe nintendo announced Kirby Has a Midlife Crisis for Nintendo Switch at E2 2022

i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

Boomer Headcanon dump because i Need to put these into text form or i will go insane

[under the cut because i talk too much]

her real name is Allegra (the music term, not the medicine LMAO) which I believe means fast in regards to tempo, which I think fits her (honestly I just chose the first name I thought of but I got attached to Allegra so whateverr)

her bday is July 4th

she associates her identity with Starlight Jubilee because of her bday - since she was young, her parties were usually done jointly with Starlight BBQ cookouts, and the nights often involved watching the fireworks from the roof w her siblings, causing her to associate herself with the fireworks, festivities, and then the holiday as a whole

she has a big family, like a shitton of siblings - Boomer is probably the middle child. as a result her parents' eyes weren't often on her and she had a distant relationship with them

they didn't abuse her or neglect her shes just ignored but it did affect her longterm

as a result of her neglect she really really likes attention, and especially did when she first started professionally being a daredevil

after a good couple of years (and getting into a couple of accidents along the way), she starts tiring from attention in the sense that she feels a little bit like people put her on a pedestal and think of her as invincible and untouchable in a way? like they can't separate her as a daredevil from her as a normal person and she's just Boomer the World-Famous Daredevil all the time so she gave up and keeps her persona on all the time but is internally Not okay

handles public attention well but can get overstimulated by the paparazzi and social interaction and it makes her snappy and temperamental. like if she's trying to do something like shopping and people are trying to talk to her or ask for autographs she gets pissed off, therefore people see her as always having a short fuse which is Not true

lots of scars. all over. like maybe burn scars (from friction or pyrotechnics) and scrapes. she hides them to make her not look weak though I think if you looked at her hands hard enough you'd notice them there

probably also hearing loss from explosives/sfx [think i got this one from somewhere else]

she's a closer in the first two games she appears in (I think wing and hot dog) and then never again because when she started doing stunts professionally she had a major superiority complex and mighter than thou attitude + was figuring her life out

after those two games she Gets her Shit Together™ and mellows out + reasons mentioned above about being a "normal person".

her greatest fear is getting into an accident that results in her being unable to do stunts - like, dying, okay, fine, it's inevitable, but losing the one thing that carried her through her life to this point would wreck her

this fear causes her to stress out over hers' and by projection others' safety like crazy. like if you don't wear your seat belt in the car she's not driving/going with you, and she yells at kids to wear helmets when they're biking (and they yell ok Boomer back and she cries for an hour /j)

she has two places of residence: one in Starlight City that's like almost a mansion and has an outdoor pool where she keeps her Powseekers, and a small apartment in Toastwood

the latter is her delivery address and her main place of residence. she stays in Starlight City during Jubilee/BBQ and throws kickass parties in her bigass house

the Powseekers in that one 4th of July post are her pets, I doodled them here lol. she just has them

money she makes from her stunt shows goes to charity, usually health-related ones like the ones for hospitals or kids' health

friends with Akari, they go on girlie motorbike dates (please don't yell at me about boomerakari or whatever the ship name is /lh)

probably calls people 'hun' in a platonic way when she's in a good mood

her favorite color isn't red, white, or blue. its probably purple or some shit

knows how to make those cute little paper lucky stars out of ribbons

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I hate this guy I hope he dies in pizzeria dx