I Love Confident Casanova Mary As Much As Anyone, BUT Yk What Would Be Funnier? Mary Who Cannot For The

Penny: What’s your biggest fear?

Ocean: I am incredibly arachnophobic.

Penny, under her breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

ACTUALLY TWEAKING OUT WHY ISNT TUMBLR LETTING ME POST PICTURES 😭😭😭😭😭

Piper Mclean seeing another trend blow up online does what does best and gathers her friends for a video. Once again the internet loses it's mind and the video has internet conspiracy theorist talking for weeks.

Piper: God, I’m so hungry… I’m so hungry I could eat Tía Callida Leo: My aunt who put me in a fireplace to burn!!??

Leo: I am soooo hungry. I want to eat a whole Sammy Valdez. Hazel: My childhood crush who died???

Hazel: I’m really hungry. So hungry I think I could eat Magnus Chase Annabeth: I’m sorry… My Cousin Who Died?

Annabeth: I’m really hungry. I feel like I could eat an entire Thalia Grace Jason: My long-lost sister Thalia!?

Jason: Wow, I’m so hungry. Hungry enough, I could eat Emily Zhang Frank: …my mom who died in combat…?

Frank: I’m so hungry right now. I’m hungry enough that I could eat a Mrs. Dodds. Percy: The teacher everyone told me I hallucinated for 6 months!?

Percy: Man,I’m really hungry. I’m so hungry I bet I could eat Bianca Di Angelo Nico: MY DEAD SISTER!?

“How do we know it’s my birthday???” “…How do we know it’s not???”

ARGHHHH STARRYDOLLS MY BABIES :333

SOME SUGARSPACEDOLLS HEADCANONS

• They all have matching pjs they wear for sleepovers. (They all wear bunny onesies with their own accessories to add on to them)

• All got diagnosed with moderate to severe depression and they make Jokes about it to cope

• All three of them have extremely decorative and colorful lockers with silly sayings like “The only good food comes from the girl next to my locker” -Ricky

• Their ideal date hangouts are Constance’s house because the Blackwoods are extremely nice and there’s magically always food. Score.

• They all have different ways of showing affection. Constance shows affection by gifts, Penny shows affection by “deep” and “insane” very fast paced compliments, And Ricky shows affection through physical touch (He loves to receive it back, too!)

• Ricky often has glitter all over his body. (Because they all thought it’d be a good idea to give his crutches a little bit of magic. (Magic means random art stuff and especially glitter, nothing wrong with glitter!)

• They all need some time alone, not because they don’t like each other, but they all need their “me” time

• They all practice for choir concerts together. They practiced more together then with the other kids (AKA ocean)

• Penny has a self made doll collection with 50 percent of the dolls coming from Constance and Ricky. There’s dolls made of bags, straws, cardboard, aluminum, etc.

• They all don’t like 2 partners projects. So, they made a rotating schedule to keep things fair.

(That’s all for now! I hope you enjoyed!)

(sad strumming music)

I look into your eyes, aaannddddd I think back to the son oooffffff mine…

Let's see if we can get through all of Epic the musical

I'll go first

Alright, my brothers, listen closely

Thinking about how in the song ‘Full Speed Ahead’ the intro has guitar, drums and when Odyseuss says the phrase, “600 men” and all that jazz, the crew responds. Guitar being Ody’s instrument, precussion being Polites’s and the crew’s vocals as Eury’s. But at the start of ‘Dangerous’ the only instrument playing at the intro is the guitar. No drums, no crew, further emphasising that he’s truely alone now

Idk I’m writing this at 1 am

OPEN ARMS (REPRISE) ~>

polites sits on the bank of the styx. having just recently entered the underworld, eurylochus spots him from a short distance. his eyes widen. polites notices him. then he smiles, weakly.

polities:…welcome back, my friend.

here’s something to consider:

sit with me by the river…?

a pause. eurylochus is frozen. polites’ brows furrow in concern.

polities: are you there, my friend?

eurylochus:…polites…

polites: have you lost all your pity

that you simply can’t sit with me? 

eurylochus takes a long moment of hesitance, before undoubtedly relenting. he lets out a heavy sigh and treads over to sit by polites. after that, the two sit on silence for a moment.

polites: i’ve been waiting by the river banks

for at least 2 or 3 years

you, like i, would think time goes by quick

but, now i know, i fear:

we’ve got a century left to spend

and yet one thing rings true:

i love every single soul in our fleet

but i’ve been waiting to meet with you

tears bead in eurylochus’ eyes, and he can’t help but stare at his dear, deceased friend. polites stares back, with a hint of sadness, and yet, relief in his gaze.

polites: my friend…

i don’t blame you for forgetting to use open arms

i know that the world is cruel to those with hearts

and i know, that i can’t do much, but it’s a start:

do you need my open arms?

do you need my open arms?

polites holds his arms open towards eurylochus, a request. silence, with only the flowing of the styx and the soft wailing of souls to accompany it. eurylochus’s expression crumbles, and he leans into polites’ hug. the hug isn’t reciprocated on eurylochus’ part, but polites doesn’t mind. he knows the man is tired, so he lets him rest. 

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

Introducing my friend to EPIC and right after ‘Keep Your Friends Close And Your Enemies Closer’ they just immediately went, ‘It was Eurylochus.’ BRUH I THINK MY FRIEND IS THE PROPHET WITH THE ANSWERS WE SEEK 😭🙏🙏🤠🤠🤠